Here's one from a particularly moronic hacker. I was surprised that everything was spelled right, but the grammer was terrible! Nonetheless, I had a lot of fun with my reply. (You have to read the whole hacker's PM to understand my reply.) Enjoy~
Celestial Dawn
Mods Banned
We are sorry to inform you but your account has been brought to our attention, the admins of gaiaonline. Your account has been reported and needs to be investigated with further information. Like any other Gaia administrator, we do not want to ban any account for no reason so we just want to help some innocent people out. You will be asked a few questions to verify that this is your account. Please fill out the information requested. If you do not fill out the information requested immediately your account will result in a Perma-Ban.
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Once your account has been verified that its free of faults, you will be notified via E-mail when your account is done investigation. We thank you for your patience.
Sincerely,
The Admins of Gaia
Username :
Password :
E-Mail Address :
Once your account has been verified that its free of faults, you will be notified via E-mail when your account is done investigation. We thank you for your patience.
Sincerely,
The Admins of Gaia
We are sorry to inform you that you have the IQ of a mentally retarded monkey, and should go ******** yourself. Your stupidity has been reported and needs to be investigated through a series of invasive scientific experiments. Like any other scientist, we do not want to damage a creature of your (not so rare) idiocy. We just want to make those of us who have a brain appreciate it. We will ask you a few questions to verify that this is you typing, and not a rock. Please fill out the information requested. If you do not fill out the information requested immediately, you will be forever labeled a Perma-Dumbass.
Age:
How many Crayons have been stuffed up your nose throughout the course of your life:
What cage you live in at the zoo:
Once your head has been verified as free of brain, you will be notified via close-range megaphone. We thank you for making us laugh.
Sincerely,
Celestial Dawn
NEW SCAM: I've been getting a lot of this type of scam lately. I think now that the admin has an avi and a colored name, those fake banning ones are having less success. I just can't believe how fast scammers adapt. o.0 But they're still not smart enough.^^
Celestial Dawn
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Celestial Dawn
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Celestial Dawn
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Celestial Dawn
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I will trade you 1 of my items for your seal slippers
~) No begging!
~) No more than 1 item!
~) I wont be your friend!
The items to pick from:
1panda hat, 1 grizzly hat, Mini angel wings, 1 Mini nitemare wings1 Nitemare Scarf,1 OMG hat,1 Ninja headband, 2 baby seal slippers, 1 penguin slippers, 1 Golden Laurel, 1 kiki kitty, 1 coco kitty.
FAQ
Why are you doing this?
~) Im leaving Gaia
If your leaving why do you want my item?
~) I dont really..im just taking bad deals instead of giving them away
Why dont you give the rare items to your friends?
~) Im rewarding trustworthy Gaians. If you trust me, ill trust you and give you the item you asked for. If you dont trust me, i have no reason to make you happy by taking a bad deal.
Why giftboxes?
~) When you open a giftbox, theres a small explosion of joy inside you.
~) That and i have to know that you trust me
~) So than The Gaia ToS will not thing we are scamming each othere because i got banned once for that they tought i was scamming but i was giving away stuff
If you dont trust me han dont send me a message back if u do trust me send me a message or a trade and i know why i am doning this because IM LEAVING Gaia and im sure theres someone else who wants these
~) No begging!
~) No more than 1 item!
~) I wont be your friend!
The items to pick from:
1panda hat, 1 grizzly hat, Mini angel wings, 1 Mini nitemare wings1 Nitemare Scarf,1 OMG hat,1 Ninja headband, 2 baby seal slippers, 1 penguin slippers, 1 Golden Laurel, 1 kiki kitty, 1 coco kitty.
FAQ
Why are you doing this?
~) Im leaving Gaia
If your leaving why do you want my item?
~) I dont really..im just taking bad deals instead of giving them away
Why dont you give the rare items to your friends?
~) Im rewarding trustworthy Gaians. If you trust me, ill trust you and give you the item you asked for. If you dont trust me, i have no reason to make you happy by taking a bad deal.
Why giftboxes?
~) When you open a giftbox, theres a small explosion of joy inside you.
~) That and i have to know that you trust me
~) So than The Gaia ToS will not thing we are scamming each othere because i got banned once for that they tought i was scamming but i was giving away stuff
If you dont trust me han dont send me a message back if u do trust me send me a message or a trade and i know why i am doning this because IM LEAVING Gaia and im sure theres someone else who wants these
Okay.^^ I'll put my slippers in a giftbox too so you can have the joy of opening them too. smile
i am leaving gaia i dont need enjoyment
Don't be silly. Everyone needs enjoyment! whee
i dont
If you're quitting Gaia and you don't need enjoyment, then why do you need items?
FAQ
Why are you doing this?
~) Im leaving Gaia
If your leaving why do you want my item?
~) I dont really..im just taking bad deals instead of giving them away
Why dont you give the rare items to your friends?
~) Im rewarding trustworthy Gaians. If you trust me, ill trust you and give you the item you asked for. If you dont trust me, i have no reason to make you happy by taking a bad deal.
If I should trust you, why shouldn't you trust me?
He/she never replied back. Dumb b***h. (:
I'll add more as I get them.^^
