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Hello its me again i havent made a entry in a while , what im about to post took about six months of work.jeez how do the rappers do it?



My Pokemon Rap

Back in the day there was a Pokemon master
he was catching them all, and he was catching them faster
than anyone
in the world had ever done
all the other masters they was jealous they weren't getting none
they jacked him up
his Pokeballs they took
then they tied him and they beat him and they threw him in a brook.
Well the master's son, Ash, grew up and never knew him
had to live with his uncle who did weird things to him.
One day shaking, naked in the basement
he was aching, breaking, suffering defacement
when there in the corner was a shiny card
a first edition holographic Dark Charizard
Now I ain't even got one in my whole collection,

(James)- If I was to find one I would spring an erection!

And thats exactly what he did as he picked up his find,
then remembering his name, he took it as a sign.

Gotta catch'em all thats his philosophy,
Kinda like Capone with them STDs,
Gonna be the best that there's ever been
Gonna catch'em all, let'em go, catch'em again

Gotta catch'em all thats his philosophy,
Kinda like Capone with them STDs,
Gonna be the best that theress ever been
Gonna catch'em all, let'em go, catch'em again

Yeah, you know it's kinda hard, to be Caucasian
when every other Poke master 'round is Asian,
but I tell you ********, his skills weren't typical,
handling them balls like a doctor at a physical.

And he trained and he trained and he trained,
and he trained and he trained and he trained,
then he trained some more,
yeah he trained, and he trained and he trained
Then it rained!
Yeah he trained to the max,
extreme,
hard-core!

(Ash) Me and my partner Picachu,
we come up on you man its like peek-a-boo
cause my attacks is deadly,
and my damage is true
making every other Poke master look like poo.
Step back! Step back!
From my tackle attack,
thats one hundred fifty damage points, b***h take that.
Nobody out there is more powerful than me
if I were a Pokemon I'd have a thousand HP

Gotta catch'em all thats his philosophy,
Kinda like Capone with them STDs,
Gonna be the best that there's ever been
Gonna catch'em all, let'em go, catch'em again

Gotta catch'em all thats his philosophy,
Kinda like Capone with them STDs,
Gonna be the best that there's ever been
Gonna catch'em all, let'em go, catch'em again
Catch'em all...