k.. so
Last week during uber boring saturday detention. Listening through my left earphone and staring at my semi-finished work. I uncautiously move my lips to the lyrics and little rythyms of the music almost silent. The girl to my right notices this goin on for almost an hour.
"Are you talking to yourself? It's your fault your stuck here for being a dumbass."
"<<...a-"
"no..just do something already. or are you gonna stare and move your mouth?"
"..."
"theres just nothing going on in that head of yours huh?"
"Vaginese.."
"?"
"In actuality, I'm not speaking in the traditional sense. I communicate through invisible, other-reality channels inconceivable by anything else in our physical universe. One segment of Vaginese speech contains more information than a thousand internets, and there are several millions of layers of Vagispeech in each segment. The sounds you CAN hear, however, is the result of small fragments of Vagispeech tearing through the physical rift of reality, sending waves of force through the air."
(think i said something like that. been a week ago)
"..." (smartass mightav bought it too)
"*takes out ipod to check the time and puts on other earphone for her to see*"
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