You know how, at our age, we prefer never to tell adults the truth? Like, if they're underwear is hanging out their zipper, we decide to let them find out themselves.
Well, my dad's new girl friend and him just set out for a party.
Thank god lying was invented, or I would have blurted out "YOU LOOK LIKE A WHORE!!!!!!!!!!"
She was wearing a black and purple corset that she could hardly BREATH in, and more of her boobs were out of her corset than in it. A black mini skirt (no real problem there, the skirt was cute). Purple and Black high heels that made her an extra four inches taller, not good, she's 6 foot 5 inches when she wears them, and she's BOUND to fall.
And to top it off, she was wearing a purple choker that covered her entire giraffe neck and had a little silver ring loose on it, PERFECT for a leash to be hooked to.
I SWEAR SHE'S A WHORE!!!!!!
WiNgEd CrAyOn O_o · Sun Jul 26, 2009 @ 03:27am · 1 Comments |