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Here are some questions I always wanted answered ENJOY! (Warning: these questions maybe highly stupid,intelligent or interesting.May cause brain farts.)

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car-pool lane?

Can you cry under water?

If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?

If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?

Do penguins have knees?

Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?

How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?

Can you slam a revolving door?

What shape is the sky?

Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism? (sorry Kathleen)

What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?

Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?

What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror?

If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up?

Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.

If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?

Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit?

Why are red buttons always the most important?

If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?

Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?

You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?

If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?

Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?

In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?

I would love if you ppl would try to answer these questions (or a question)