Why, hello there pleasant people of the putrid pentapolis. If you are currently viewing this page it means that you have either wandered aimlessly prior to any situated desire to be here (but soon, believe me, that all will change) or you have come seeking a specifically oriented designated goal. Ah, now I have peaked your interest? Yes. There is purpose to this cesspit. Allow me to elaborate.
In order continue living my comfortable life and feed my satiateless drive for the advancement of others, I am here to make you an offer.
I ask that you bequeath me your soul.
"Huh?" you say, squeaking your little squeaker of a voice. "Soul? But how does that benefit myself? How is that in any essence an aid for others?" Well, sew the yap shut and listen. You see, people are weighted down by their soul. Souls prevent a person from fulfilling their full intentions and force them into situations they would rather not partake. And they make me squeal with schoolgirl glee.
And so here, my lovely soul-bearer, is where I take your soul.
Three Fun Ways to Participate!
-> Send me a Private Message with the subject "Soul" and the body bearing your name.
-> Post a comment to this journal with your name.
-> Post a reply to my thread with your name.
Souls Achieved
stand_alone_emo
Dont Fear Reaper
Kirachan
Deadlyflame223
{{{First soul received a gratuitous bonus}}}
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