REVEAL A LITTLE ABOUT YOURSELF:
NOW
Is your hair up?:
It's all over mah face.
It's like a seaweed ice cap.
Is your phone right beside you?:
I don't go one.
Yah don't need on when yah live in a cave.
Do you have a bf/ gf?:
I've got Howard!
He pulled me up with his strong arms.
That was our first date.
Do you wish you were somewhere else?:
I wish I was with Howard, cus he ran off and lef' me with just mah Baileys.
Do you have plans for tonight?:
Gonna kidnap Howard from his ugly wife.
Are you wearing makeup?:
Old Gregg's a scaly man-fish, he doesn't need makeup.
He's already beautiful.
Are you wearing chapstick?:
It keeps mah lips milky soft.
Are you cold?:
Cold cus I don't have anyone to hold meh.
Are you tired?:
Old Gregg doesn't sleep.
Are you excited?:
Excited fo' Baileys.
Are you watching tv? :
Old Gregg doesn't have one!
He lives in a motherlickin cave!
Are you wearing pajamas?
I'm wearin mah tutu and nothin else.
Who's the last person you IMed?:
I LIVE IN A CAVE!
Who's the last person that you called?:
Yah makin Old Gregg repeat himself.
..I might have to deal with you like I dealed with Curly Jefferson.
PAST
Ever stuck gum under a desk?:
I stuck someones gum under a desk once, but then they're teeth and such were still connected. Mm, yes.
Ever spit at someone?
Just at the sharks.
...Finned bastards.
Ever kick something living?:
I kicked myself once at summer camp.
Ever had your nails done?:
Old Gregg gets his sweet hands done every Friday.
Ever thrown up because you cried so hard?:
Only when Howard lef'!
:____:
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