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<Galactic> you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots
<Galactic> I mean that is just some ******** UP s**t
<Galactic> the Trix rabbit, for example
<Galactic> I dunno man... if I were him I'd be ******** KILLING some kids
<Galactic> I remember a commercial where the ******** rabbit WENT INTO A ******** STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN ******** MONEY.
<Galactic> ******** kids came outta NOWHERE and basically ******** mug the poor stupid b***h rabbit
<Galactic> "silly rabbit Trix are for kids"
<Galactic> ******** rabbit just sits there and looks depressed.
<Galactic> ******** NO that wouldn't fly with me
<Galactic> I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those ******** bitches
<Galactic> and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them bitches and THEN beat the s**t out of them some more.
<Galactic> and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a ******** kid?
<Galactic> I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot ******** RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think
<Galactic> "Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him"
<Galactic> NO.
<Galactic> I'd be thinking
<Galactic> "that's a 6 foot ******** RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the ******** was I just smoking?"
<Galactic> another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast"
<Galactic> last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast
<Galactic> they show a big a** bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a ******** grapefruit... who the ******** eats a breakfast that big
<Flaming_Duck> not me
<Flaming Duck> I don't even EAT breakfast nomore
<Flaming_Duck> I mean, I eat when I get up
<Flaming_Duck> but the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME"
<FLaming_Suck> b***h, you make my ******** sausage and egg sandwich when I pay you the ******** money
<Flaming_Duck> don't give me that s**t.
<Galactic> Back to stupid cereal mascots...
<Galactic> Lucky Charms.
<Galactic> ******** LUCKY CHARMS
<Galactic> Lucky can turn the ******** MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of ******** 6 year olds?!?!?
<Galactic> C'mon now, Lucky.
<Galactic> I KNOW your b***h a** has got to have a "Blow the ******** kids up" spell SOMEWHERE
<Galactic> or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches.
<Galactic> "They're after me Lucky Charms!"
<Galactic> ....
<Galactic> KILL THEM, b***h!
<Galactic> I dunno why I went off on this rant here
<Galactic> it's just always bothered me."