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:P one of the funniest things ive ever read lol <Galactic> you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots <Galactic> I mean that is just some ****** UP st <Galactic> the Trix rabbit, for example <Galactic> I dunno man... if I were him I'd be ****** KILLING some kids <Galactic> I remember a commercial where the **** rabbit WENT INTO A **** STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN **** MONEY. <Galactic> **** kids came outta NOWHERE and basically **** mug the poor stupid bh rabbit <Galactic> "silly rabbit Trix are for kids" <Galactic> ***** rabbit just sits there and looks depressed. <Galactic> **** NO that wouldn't fly with me <Galactic> I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those **** bitches <Galactic> and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them bitches and THEN beat the st out of them some more. <Galactic> and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a ****** kid? <Galactic> I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot **** RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think <Galactic> "Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him" <Galactic> NO. <Galactic> I'd be thinking <Galactic> "that's a 6 foot **** RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the **** was I just smoking?" <Galactic> another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast" <Galactic> last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast <Galactic> they show a big a bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a ****** grapefruit... who the **** eats a breakfast that big <Flaming_Duck> not me <Flaming Duck> I don't even EAT breakfast nomore <Flaming_Duck> I mean, I eat when I get up <Flaming_Duck> but the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME" <FLaming_Suck> bh, you make my ***** sausage and egg sandwich when I pay you the **** money <Flaming_Duck> don't give me that st. <Galactic> Back to stupid cereal mascots... <Galactic> Lucky Charms. <Galactic> ****** LUCKY CHARMS <Galactic> Lucky can turn the **** MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of **** 6 year olds?!?!? <Galactic> C'mon now, Lucky. <Galactic> I KNOW your bh a* has got to have a "Blow the ****** kids up" spell SOMEWHERE <Galactic> or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches. <Galactic> "They're after me Lucky Charms!" <Galactic> .... <Galactic> KILL THEM, b*h! <Galactic> I dunno why I went off on this rant here <Galactic> it's just always bothered me."

Posted by: Breaker Kun Mon Jun 18, 2007 @ 07:26am



Ok explination.. So basically your thinking i wouldnt post a bunch of random pointless songs without some kind of weird reason right... ::waves my hand:: Bring me a taco... anyways um im watching Robot Chicken Star Wars edition right now and it is pretty funny, i hope everyone was watching it, cause if not u missed out on an awesome awesome episode... but yea back to the songs.. just posting some relaxing mellow lyrics.. stuff to get ppl thinking.. if ppl were more rational now adays there wouldnt be so much hatred, so before you go and cuss the person your mad at out.. try to talk it out and work things out but if that doesnt work.. the nearest object next to you isnt the best one to throw.. reach over that one for the next item, so im bored now and apperantly just have random crap to do tomorrow... i dont really know what else to say... but i guess i could fill up the rest of this area with some random things i found off www.bash.org t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say... BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES BlackAdder> IN FACT BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT f * t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder!@. * BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( ) t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right CRCError> right heartless> Right. r3v> right <JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book <JonJonB> Let's see the results... <JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry. <JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything <JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to. <JonJonB> "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work." <JonJonB> "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. " <JonJonB> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls <JonJonB> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!" <JonJonB> The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils. <JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue. <JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them. <JonJonB> Ok <JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof <JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all <JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he? <melusine > O_______O <JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang <JonJonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip. <JonJonJonB> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang. <tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK dk <tatclass> er. <tatclass> hi. <andycode> A common typo. <tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other. DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

Posted by: Breaker Kun Mon Jun 18, 2007 @ 07:20am



Swing life away.. Am I loud and clear or am I breaking up? Am I still your charm or am I just bad luck? Are we getting closer or we just getting more lost? I'll show you mine if you show me yours first Let's compare scars I'll tell you whose is worse Let's unwrite these pages and replace them with our own words [Chorus] We live on front porches and swing life away We get by just fine here on minimum wage If love is a labor I'll slave 'til the end I won't cross these streets until you hold my hand I've been here so long; think that its time to move The winter's so cold summer's over too soon so let's pack our bags and settle down where palm trees grow I've got some friends some men I hardly know But we've had some times I wouldn't trade for the world We chase these days down with talks of the places that we will go [Chorus] We live on front porches and swing life away We get by just fine here on minimum wage If love is a labor I'll slave 'til the end I won't cross these streets until you hold my hand until you hold my hand I'll show you mine if you show me yours first let's compare scars I'll tell you who's is worse and let's unwrite these pages and replace them with our own words [Chorus] We live on front porches and swing life away We get by just fine here on minimum wage I won't cross these streets untill you hold my hand swing life away swing life away swing life away swing life away

Posted by: Breaker Kun Mon Jun 18, 2007 @ 07:08am



Into the ocean... I'm just a normal boy That sank when I fell overboard My ship would leave the country But I'd rather swim ashore Without a life vest I'd be stuck again Wish I was much more masculine Maybe then I could learn to swim Like 'fourteen miles away' Now floating up and down I spin, colliding into sound Like whales beneath me diving down I'm sinking to the bottom of my Everything that freaks me out The lighthouse beam has just run out I'm cold as cold as cold can be be I want to swim away but don't know how Sometimes it feels just like I'm falling in the ocean Let the waves up take me down Let the hurricane set in motion... yeah Let the rain of what I feel right now...come down Let the rain come down Where is the coastguard I keep looking each direction For a spotlight, give me something I need something for protection Maybe flotsam junk will do just fine the jetsam sunk, I'm left behind I'm treading for my life believe me (How can I keep up this breathing) Not knowing how to think I scream aloud, begin to sink My legs and arms are broken down With envy for the solid ground I'm reaching for the life within me How can one man stop his ending I thought of just your face Relaxed, and floated into space I want to swim away but don't know how Sometimes it feels just like I'm falling in the ocean Let the waves up take me down Let the hurricane set in motion... yeah Let the rain of what I feel right now...come down Let the rain come down Let the rain come down Now waking to the sun I calculate what I had done Like jumping from the bow (yeah) Just to prove I knew how (yeah) It's midnight's late reminder of The loss of her, the one I love My will to quickly end it all Set front row in my need to fall Into the ocean, end it all Into the ocean, end it all Into the ocean, end it all into the ocean...end it all Into the ocean (goodbye) end it all (goodbye) Into the ocean (goodbye) end it all (goodbye) Into the ocean (goodbye) end it all (goodbye) I want to swim away but don't know how Sometimes it feels just like I'm falling in the ocean Let the waves up take me down Let the hurricane set in motion (yeah) Let the rain of what I feel right now...come down Let the rain come down Let the rain come down Into the ocean (goodbye) end it all (goodbye) (In to space) Into the ocean (goodbye) end it all (goodbye) Into the ocean (goodbye) end it all (goodbye) Into the ocean (goodbye) end it all (goodbye) Into the ocean (goodbye) end it all (goodbye) Into the ocean (goodbye) end it all (goodbye) (I thought of just your face) Into the ocean (goodbye) end it all (goodbye) Into the ocean (goodbye) end it all (goodbye) Into the ocean (goodbye) end it all (goodbye) Into the ocean (goodbye) end it all (goodbye)

Posted by: Breaker Kun Mon Jun 18, 2007 @ 04:21am

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