Dragoon High: What happens when Dragoon Heroes go to High School Lunch!
I wrote this with my friend Necra_Eclips.
-Cafeteria-
Dart: WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?! *stares at pork bbq* IT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING A DRAGON MIGHT PUKE!
Meru: I dunno.It look like it's gonna walk.
Rose: *walks out of lunch line with pbj sandwich* That's why you don't eat it idiots! *bites sandwich*
Kongol: *puts pork bbq into mouth* Kongol don't like! *runs to bathroom*
9th grader: I'll go get the nurse.
Troublesome 12th grader: *throws mashed potatoes towards Meru's direction*
Meru: *goes under table to see if her lunch has moved yet* Hmmm......A CENTIMETER!
Lavitz: *flying potatoes hit Lavitz* What was that for? *wipes off potatoes with napkin*
Meru: *in the process of standing up Meru flings the table towards the 12th grader* IT LIVES!!!
12th grader:AAAAHHHHH!!! *squished by table* Ouch......
Lavitz: Was that really necessary?
Meru: Was what, what? The lunch is alive!...RUN!
Dart: Ahh! Get it away from me!!!! *throws pork bbq*
Lloyd: *Dart's pork bbq hits Lloyd in the face* That's it! *throws apple in retort*
*Lloyd's apple hits a 10th grader* *10th grader hurls banana at a 9th grader* *9th grader slips and throws tray*
Dart: That was too close. *now under a table*
Rose: "Idiots!" *gets pied*
????: FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!!!!
*cafeteria breaks into total chaos*
Pork BBQ Monster: Help!
Meru: *goes to grab her hammer* *dragoons* Ooops!
10th grader: Gasp
11th grader: ...
9th grader:Gasp
12th grader: ...
10th grader: Gasp
12th grader:...
9th grader: Gasp
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