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My dearest friend Drew has become extraordinary friends with this stump near my bedroom window. It used to be a tree that fell quite close to my window during those hurricanes that partied in Floriduh several years back. Now, everytime he wishes to see me, we journey out to see Sir Stumpums.. he named it, not I.

So he calls me yesterday early in the morning when the sun doesn't even want to be up, and says Miss Ariel yes for some reason he calls me Miss, but I don't care, I find it nice I had a dream, and you were in it...

It started out when you called me early in the day and you said

"Drew, Drew! Hit yourself in the forehead!" But I said Wha? But you insisted! "Drew! Drew! Hit yourself on the forehead!" So I did.

And oddly enough I was in front of your house. And you pointed to me and said "Oi. You. Follow." So I did. And you took me to Sir Stumpums. And there, sitting on top of him, was a pan, and this pan was full of lasagna!

I interrupted him at this point screaming OHMYGAWDLASAGNA! Because it is my all time favorite food... I'm like Garfield ^^;

Anyway... you point to it and I go Oh lookie! Lasagna! And you say

"Yes, Drew. Lasagna. This is my thirteenth time attempting to get it."

And I look at you confused because I was wondering how hard it was to grab a pan o' lasagna. But then a Leprichan jumps out from behind Sir Stumpums and you're all

"No..no..no.." And he waves his hand and you're still like "No.. not again.." And you jump for the lasagna but there is a flash of light and you scream "Noooooo~!"

The next thing I know, I'm dressed up as Hard Gay and you're in a top hat with a pinstriped suit on and a Rapier ((a type of sword, quite spiffeh lookin' I might add, suits me I think)) but you looked depressed. So you're draggin' your sword in a depressed like manner on a cobblestone floor in this castle place while I keep going Okieee~~!

Then this dragon is all

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR

But you fling your Rapier at it, and it hits it in the eye, and the dragon goes

AI!.. owie...

Then a voice from no where says

YOU HAVE WON THE GAME

And then I woke up.

After a few moments of silence I said Drew... did you eat pancakes again before going to bed? The silence on the other end of the phone said it all.

But quite honestly, that dream was weird because I do, in fact, have a pinstriped suit and I've always thought Rapiers were quite fancy. But thanks to Drew dearest, I now look out my window everyday expecting to see a pan of lasagna. Oneday...

Theend.