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If I were a cat I’d climb a tree and meow for help while monkeys flew about on flying trash cans howling to the sun which had a switch turned off while shining purple rays down on unsuspecting mice who scattered into bushes filled with porcupines that loved to roll in flowers while drinking tea from turtle shells and pine cones

and I'd say to the monkeys, "Lend me your trash cans!" but they would sneer and fly off, leaving me in their clouds of pixie dusts to hack and wheeze while butterflies frolic in the water filled with popping toads and jumping jellyfish that scamper about on land while reciting Shakespeare who is so much more interesting then me

but Shakespeare is dead and I would be stuck in a tree so I would wonder aimlessly about its branches seeking a ladder in the leafs which are filled with spiders that I would eat because I have claws and pointy teeth much like the vampires stalking the little people in the village below where they make excellent pudding and strawberry strudels filled with blueberry jam and lots of cream that came from the mountains of far where the monkeys flew off to instead of lending me their flying trash cans

so I yowl at the monkeys, who are too far to hear me, but the lizards carry the message for me to the lairs with snails, who huff and puff before doing me the favor of continuing on towards the borders of sand that hide caterpillars from all of those seeking to catch one and put it in their sister’s hair to make her jump up and down and run all about before tripping over a far fetched tale of trouble and despair lost in the wilderness of sorrow

still the yowl reaches the monkeys and they squawk and they shriek about the audacity I have to cry out after them when they flew off and left me so the get on their trash cans and fly back to see me, but get lost in a storm about half way through the trip and they see flying cows who get tossed in the winds before getting struck by lightning and thrown far away where they hit a tree and knock it in half so that the branches touch ground and I hop off of mine and quietly walk home and take a cat nap.