Mercurial Anima -Zeph-
Aggravated by yaoi fangirls? Try the new Cluebat(TM)!
Gaian labs have researched the potential of large wooden objects against users suffering from terminal fail. The use of said objects has been proven to dispel the terminal fail, or at least drive away the users. The technical term for said tool is the Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool, or as we at AnimaCorp like to call it,
The Cluebat!
Order yours today for only G3000 and take down any of the following with one swing!
Yaoi fangirls
Lamers
n00bs
People who rape the English language
txt tlkrs
Emo kids
Beggars
Griefers
Trolls
And many many more!
NEW! The Spiked Cluebat!
Regular Cluebat not enough? Feel the need for some more punishment?
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*With brand new spikes for extra punishment!
*Guaranteed to wipe out terminal failure or your money back!
*Great for use on the stubborn ones!
Call today! The number is
1-888-968-3245.
That's
1-888-YOU-FAIL.
AnimaCorp not responsible for lost friends, general grief, return of terminal fail, ineptitude of wielders of the Cluebat, or accidents that may occur as a result. Not affiliated with 4chan, /b/, YTMND, or other such sites of epic win. Cluebat not guaranteed to treat cases of epic fail. Side effects of using the Cluebat may include: Profuse sweating, swelling of ego, impotence, loss of coordination, itching, nausea, delusions of grandeur, AIDS, translation of documents into Swahili, television recording banal programs, neutering of animals, static cling, frozen computer screen, corrupting of hard drive, paint peeling, sticky keyboard, unexplainable marks on the necks of small dogs, anachronism of clocks, shower clogs, permanent wedgies, facial skin melting, physical attraction to barnyard animals, sexual inactivity. lol, why are you still reading this? just buy the bat. desu desu desu cockmongler diabeetus shoop da whoop imma chargin mah lazer WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY weeaboo ***** stole my bike you're the man now dog! tits or gtfo nedm are you still reading this? wow you must be really bored o rly?yarly.orly?yarly.no wai! desu desu desu desu desu
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