Below is that specimen, mounted and dissected for your observation.
This appears to be a standard female scammer.
Scammers come in all shapes, sizes and colors, and can, at first glance, be indistinguishable from your fellow Gaians.
This particular scammer had some features which intrigued me.
First was her bright mane, having a color characteristic of cotton candy. Innocuous-looking, except when the scammer is angry or predatory. First, she increases the brightness and volume of her plumage, paralyzing the unwary victim as she prepares to attack.
The next thing to strike me was how vacant and cavernous her dark eyes appeared, as if drawing me into the void. A wary, experienced u. wordnerdicus such as myself is not easily trapped by the wily scammer. The eyes are the next tool this scammer uses to capture her prey. Looking into these cavernous brown oculars alluded to a hypnotic power over a wide-eyed potential victim such as the u.noobicus whom I am impersonating. However, being that this is only the guise of a Gaian n00b, the mind behind those wide eyes was well-trained against the power of the scammer.
Not one to let this creature elude my wary eye, I quickly collected the specimen message from the scammer, dissected it and summarily used the "Report This PM" button to immediately inform the Gaian Moderators.
Gaian Moderators userus arbitrius are benevolent varieties of Gaian. Their purpose of existence is to protect the world that common civilian Gaians live in. They are the police, the judges, the government and the Peace Corps for all Gaians. Not to worry, though, as the Gaian Moderators are here for our safety. They travel the forums of Gaia mostly, relocating and destroying threads which disrupt the order of the Gaian ecosystem, as well as apprehending such Gaians whose purposes are to cause havoc and chaos within the system. Their enemies are bandy-legged trolls u. assholicus and scammers.
A moment later, I engaged in a friendly rapport with a specimen of u. noobicus. The entire rapport could not be posted, although it involved asking my location and hobbies, age, etc. I told him I was from North Carolina, am 13 years old and like video games, only two of which are true. An 18 year old with newbish grammar is hardly believable.
