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So, I was walking down my street today and I saw a leaf falling from a tree. Being totaly board i thought it would be fun to try to catch it. I shot up my hand towards it, but instead of catching it I got hit in the eye with it, the moral of the tale.... leaves are dangerous toys
Some people are afraid of the dark some people are afraid of things that go bump in the night, but me no... Im afraid of lawn gnomes. They stare at you with those beady little eyes. Im telling you man DONT MAKE EYE CONTACT!!!!! OR THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW THE GNOME WILL BE AT YOUR NECK!!!!!!!!! scary stuff. crying
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