Taz: OK! WOOHOO! I HAVENT BEEN CANCELED YET! So in celebration, my guest today is Micheal Jackson! (dammit)
MJ: hi Taz
Taz: yo!
MJ: So what are you going to ask me about?
Taz: why did you change your looks when you were actually hot?
MJ: i wanted to do something different.
Taz: ok *shifting through papers* Why do people beleive you expose yourself to little boys and molest them?
MJ: They are just SOOOOO cute! heart
Taz: -_o....ummm that didnt quite answer my question but....hey! Whats in your backpack
BackPack: felp mehh!
MJ: *kicks the pack* uhh...nothing *shifty eyes*
Taz:......ummmm...we'll be back after this with a new guest!
*Geico Commercial and The Sweet Escape by Gwen Stefani*
Taz: OK! We are back with.....Brittany spears? WHO THE HELL WRITES THIS s**t!?!?!
BS: hi tazzyshmazzy!
Taz: say that ONE more time and i swear it! I'll rip out your vocal cords!....WITH A TOOTHPICK!
BS: O_O
Taz: thats right. Now why cant you take care of yourself and your children?
BS: well i'm not selling enough CD's and i'm runing out of fans and money.
Taz: and yet you want your children bacK?
BS: ofcourse! they my kids! I gave birth to them, so i deserve them back!
Taz: but they can have a better life if you let them go!
BS: *emotional breakdown* NO! *sob* THEY NEED ME!
Taz:....uhhh...next question- why were you talking to the paperazi with a british accent?
BS: BECASUE I F***ING FELT LIKE IT!
Taz:0.o..........ummmm...join us tomarrow.....when we (hopefully) have better guests!
 Taz Demon · Sun Jan 13, 2008 @ 06:24pm · 0 Comments |
