Taz: oh gawd. I'm starting to hate this job *sips coffee* ......What do you mean I'm on the air? YOU BASTARDS! *throws coffee mug at the producer* Ok today we have a special guest joining us today.....THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER?!?!
CM: rnrrnhhhhnnnRRAWR!
Taz:.....ok...why did you bite of the statue of liberty's head?
CM: *clears throat* sorry, i've had a strep throat since i walked on land. I bit off her head because i thought she was a real peron to eat....but all i got was a mouth full of bronze...eww
Taz: O_o it can talk
CM: I HAVE FEELINGS U KNOW!
Taz: sasuke are you still here?
Sasuke: yeah. I'm your new partner!
Taz:.....ok
CM: still here you know.
Taz: so how did you feel when you were asked to come out of the abyss to do a movie?
CM: i wasnt....somone actually video taped the whole thing....i really attacked and ate all those people...
Sasuke: O_O
Taz: eerrr....ok. Lets clear up a few things: poeple think that those things that dropped off your skin were your offspring. Is that true?
CM: NO! I'm a dude! to all those people who think that: LOOK IT UP ON GOOGLE! ALL SEA ANIMALS HAVE PARASITES DAMMIT! THOSE WERE MY PARASITES DROPPING OFF TO EAT YOU ALL!
Taz: sweatdrop
Sasuke: taz i'm scared....hold me?
Taz: GERROFF ME!
CM: well i'll be going. I plan on going to Japan and taking on Godzilla
Taz: well alrighty then. We'll be back after this commercial break!
Sasuke: *waves*
Taz:.....its called the steffi epidemic....waving where no one can see you....
*'Dare' by The Gorillaz*
Taz: ok were back with Itachi!
Sasuke: evil
Taz: lolz. Just kidding. Our second guest is.....oh gawd....
Sasuke: what is it Taz?
Taz: its Lance Bass
Lance: HI!
Taz: ehehehhe...hi!
Sasuke: i thought you used to worship him?
Taz: redface ummmmm......*bonks sasuke on the head* STFU! xd uhhh....so when did you know you were gay?
Lance: dunno. I just felt it
Taz: oh...a sixth sense?
Sasuke: six sence isnt alot. thats like a nickel and a penny
Taz: NO YOU TWIT! A sixth sense is like a way of feeling without using your 5 senses. like tasting, touching, hearing, seeing, and smell.
Sasuke:.....but....what does six pennies have to do with that?
Taz: *whaps sasuke on the head*
Lance: ok. Next question?
Taz: so, in your relationship: are you the UKE?
Lance:......Yes
Taz: xd I KNEW IT MAN! I KNEW IT!
Sasuke: O_O
Lance: err...ok
Taz: ok well. We didnt have many guests today, but join us next time!
Sasuke: does this station even have a name?
Taz: why yes it does! i call it: the Taz Effect!
Sasuke: and sasuke?
Taz: The Taz and Sasuke Effect
Sasuke: YAY! I FEEL IMPORTANT! *glomp*
Taz: whee
 Taz Demon · Fri Jan 25, 2008 @ 06:30pm · 0 Comments |
