If a smurf is choking, what color does he turn?
My answer: white
How come Tarazan doesn't have a beard?
My answer: he is of Native American descent
If it costs a penny for your thoughts, and two cents for your worth, what's that extra penny going to?
My answer: The stockpile of pennies so we can still have pennies.
What diease did cured ham have anyway?
My answer: high blood pressure
If a quiz is quizical, then what is a test?
My answer: a testical
How important do you have to be before you become assassinated?
My answer: loved by a lot and hated by a lot
.My answer: white
How come Tarazan doesn't have a beard?
My answer: he is of Native American descent
If it costs a penny for your thoughts, and two cents for your worth, what's that extra penny going to?
My answer: The stockpile of pennies so we can still have pennies.
What diease did cured ham have anyway?
My answer: high blood pressure
If a quiz is quizical, then what is a test?
My answer: a testical
How important do you have to be before you become assassinated?
My answer: loved by a lot and hated by a lot
