Hi I'm Jake. I have a big yet little secret. If you love vampires its a big secret. If you don't love vampires, its a little secret. Anyway I'm writing in my journal so that one day, maybe, people will find this and realize how awesome I am. That is if I die..If I still live as long as I'm supposed to then...well This journal is dumb! Well today I'm going to state something I love about being a vampire. My Teeth. Teeth to a vampire Is like a big d**k on an ego maniac guy. The bigger your fangs are the cooler you are. I'm not joking. My teeth are medium size..they are just perfect. Now lets get something straight, I don't suck blood from the source. For all you non-likers of vamps that means I don't sink my teeth into the necks of humans. I have a phobia. I know what your thinking...Literally I do..but really your thinking 'How lame your a vampire and you don't drink blood from the source?' My response: NO!! Thats rude!! I rob blood banks people..thats way funner cause I get to be all secret agent and stuff. Yeah...good times...good times. Uh..anyway. See the thing is I have friends and they don't know I'm a vampire. I'm going to tell them on my birthday,but anyway, today we went to Sizzler. Yep Sizzler, The place where people sneeze in the salad bar and somehow there's brocceli in the ranch sauce. Well I don't usaual eat human food,but I like watermelon! So I got the watermelon and sprinkled as much salt as I could on it!! My freinds looked at me weird,but they do that anyway (I dress weird). Without anyone noticing I sunk my teeth into the watermelon. It was fun!! I do the same thing with twinkies!!! I love my sharp teeth. They make me feel sexier than I already am!! Yeah..maybe that was a little egolistic. Is egolistic a word? Anyway...thats what I love about my teeth!!
 mUsIcAl-Of-NiGhTmArEs · Wed Mar 12, 2008 @ 04:34am · 0 Comments |
