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ok.. here is a list of things you can do if a telemarketer calls your house.... mind you most if not all the list is pranks... if you are against pranks dont read, if you want a laugh... read on.... mk.. here et goez..:




1. yell at the telemarketer in a foreign language.

2. yell at them in sign language.... (not sure if it works but its funny xD)

3. yell at them using those flags they use to guide planes and stuff... (also not sure if it works...)

4. say "kthxbai" then hang up right away.

5. use a versatile sound board (exg. the Duke Nukem sound board or the Arnold Schwarzenegger (sp?) sound board)

6. confess your problems to them even though they're trying to talk.

7. everytime one of em calls, answer it and say "oh my god.. the voices.. do you hear them too? they are telling me to kill people.." or something that fits you.

8. after everything they say, say " and then...."

9. in the middle of talking to them randomly say HAI! and start over talking again.

10.make weird sounds as if your trying to communicate with another species/aliens.

*11. say to them when they call "if you want to place a complaint because it broke and now you are a single father too bad.... NO REFUNDS!"

12. say in a completely straight and machine like tone (or just record it onto your answer machine) "Hello you have reached the condom factory. If you want plus sizes, press 1 now. If you want average sizes, press 2 now. If your just plain not gifted at all and have a toothpick d**k press 3 now. Thank you for your visit to the condom factory, please enjoy."

*13. when they call say, "NO! WE DON'T WANT YOUR MAYO AND WAFFLES!" then hang up.

*14. While they are trying to sell you something say "What a coincidence! This product Is made for the exact same purpose" and try and sell them a sex toy








* = not made by me


thats all i can think of at the moment, if you have any suggestions either pm, comment in journal or comment on profile about it (preferably send pm)

oh and don't bother me with the spelling... if you cant read it because your a grammar nazi then that's your fault.