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I certainly enjoy those. Ah, the joy of cracking up at Harry Potter. I just watched order of The Phoenix and laughed my a** off. I saw this icon the other day that said the definition of emo was goth, but a lot less dark and a lot more Harry Potter. I definitely agree, I just found out. I mean, I couldn't help saying it was emo after "Look at me! Look at me! What have I become Dumbeldore?", and "I just feel so angry, all the time, Sirius!" Now, it was all kinda gay, since Sirius said "You did beautifully Harry." When you read it, it doesn't sound that bad, but when you hear it, I couldn't help but laugh. It isn't funny the first time you see it, but after watching it again, there are so many things you notice that are completely retarded. I mean, after watching it again, I also find out how demented I am. I started laughing uncontrollably when Sirius died. I mean, he just up and died. Its like *Spell and Dark Force lose* *Spell and Good Force lose little* *Big super awesome spell and Dark Force lose again* And then up out of no where, *Wham! Some anonymous spell and Sirius is dead.* And imagine them all so super fast and its all colored and rainbowed and you start to think that the good people are going to win, but then they don't attack back and the good guy whispers some cheesy line you know you heard in another sappy movie on his last gasping breath before disintegrating magically into a dust wave carried out by the wind into a mist above you.. When I mean watching it twice I don't mean watching it again 2 days later, because of course you won't notice anything. You just saw it, your still in awe.Of course I wasn't since I saw it in theaters last August. I don't give a rats a** about Harry Potter. My favorite character is Snape.I don't know why I just do.Its like he was tortured when he was a little kid and he was all emo and then hes all goth and awesome as an adult. He probably got off torturing animals as a kid as a away to refresh himself. And Luna Lovegood is probably on pot. She explained her mothers accidental death in explicit detail without being fazed, and walks around barefoot without a care in the world. And they always picture Harry alone without his friends. I can't picture Hermoinie going "Oh, lets go shopping I saw a sale at for female obgroblers! There was the cutest purple jeweled broom, too. I'll ask my dad to get it for me!"And I'm sure as hell Ron has no one to talk to so they must hangout together. Most people don't realize what else is happening. They don't see the real picture. And Harry is always by himself, always without Ron or Hermoinie, and the plot makes you forget about everyone else. And they make it quite clear that the like each other but sort of discretely. I mean, their always asking each other if their okay, and harry is oblivious to everything, it makes me think that hes so self centered. I mean, one of your quite close friend just got picked up by a child giant, and you have nothing to say about it?
Tld;dr:
Harry Potter Series are retarded, completely emo and gay.
But the first time we see the movie, we are shocked with awe.
Props to the author though.
The books seem less retarded than the movies.
 L 0 S U R R · Mon Jun 23, 2008 @ 04:41am · 0 Comments |
