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Now, since Saru was an insomniac, her parents decided she had a problem. So they foisted her off on the (free) school psychologist, who had nothing to say other than a few irritating things about how excersise tires one out as long as you don't do it RIGHT before bed.

She also had an irritating habit of brushing up against the wall while she was talking and flitting her eyes around. Saru wasn't quite sure if she was flirting with the wall or simply pretending that she was sexy.

It was difficult not to burst out laughing and/or gag.

So Saru went through the day, eating the butterscotch candies that the woman had given her, and realized that psychos really aren't that bad - as long as one doesn't tell them things like one wants to wipe the dust off the shelf of humanity and once all the other dust was wiped off, one would wipe oneself off.

Saru hated shelves. And the dust on them.

When Saru read this over, she realized that it made no sense, so she was about to delete it, but then realized that she wanted the gold that came from posting. heart