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"If you got a problem, blame someone else."

"You better not interrupt my prayers before God directs me to kick your a**."

"I'm not the enemy."
"Yes you are."

"She's still wearing flared jeans!"
"In a minute, you're going to be wearing flared teeth!"

Satan in ringlets

"Even I don't think I can dance that white."

"I'm not gonna be perfect, so don't look up to me, boys and girls!"

"Then where am I sleeping?"
"Sofa City, sweetheart."

"Nobody cares what language you speak as long as you're sexy!"

"You say 'tomato', I say 'cause of death'."

Smiling suppresses the gag reflex

"These are my principles; if you don't like them, I have others."

"We dance round in a ring and suppose
But the secret sits in the middle and knows."

"I'm not famous, I'm notorious."

Edna St. Vincent Millay, Sonnet XXX

"Who mows Kennedy Park?"
"Well, somebody must. We don't just have sheep grazing out there!"

"When will we learn that?"
"Eventually."
"Teach me."
"Workin' on it. Learn from me."
"Workin' on it."

"This place is horrible. Why do you drink here?"
"They let us in."
"...Fair enough."

"Would you like a 'lotus', a drug?"
"Sure."
"Wh-Oh! Right. It's... Lemme check the book for the price."

I. "Where did she go?"
II. "She had... business to take care of."
III. "...She falls a lot."
I. "Really?"
II. "Yeah."
I. "Strange for a winged creature..."
('She' had gone to a dominatrix. 8B ))