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My day so far has been boring. The highlight of it all was just a few minutes ago. 2 of my good friends called me while high.

Them: So how's your sex life? How's your sex life with Caitlyn?"

ME:"uhhh...good?"

Them: "Oh, okay. So ummm, yeah." "I'm masturbating!" "Oh, so, you've been maturbating?"

ME:"Yeah, every night, and just a few hours ago."

Them:"With what?" "She told me with her phone"

Me: "No, wanna know what I do?"

Them: Uh, do we?" "Sure. Ask her." "Okay."

ME:" I use my hands, but I'm not going into detail."

Them: "Okay bye!" "Bye!"

That was the 1st time I was actually happy to have my friends call me while they were high.