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__________"Murder Party"___________

Yah its a party..A murderous one..So in this movie a nerdy a*****e named..Who cares(Think it was Chris) Gets invited to a party on Halloween, but not any party..A MURDER PARTY!(Doesnt that sound woundie full boys and ghouls?)
So He does an Army Of Darkness(Possibly Evil Dead 2) building scene where he makes cake and his costume(A Cardboard Night who says Ni! costume) He puts it on and takes off the the PAR-Tay!

Once at the Party they take his cake and beat him too, knocking him out and tying him to a chair..Who are they?..Murderous Artists(Buckets of Blood?)
Yes This movie has Murderous Artists as the Villians:
ones Dressed as a Zombie Stripper
Ones David Bowie
Ones a Crack Whore
Ones a Base Ball Furry...Fury..um..
And Ones Scooby Doo

So The Zombie Stripper Eats some of the cake, then falls, breaks her head, and dies. So ones dead already, they all get pissed and think about killing..um..Kreg?...Sure Kreg.. but wait for the other guy whos promising them a art grant.

Some stupid s**t happens, then the guy comes..Think his names anthony or something, he comes with his drug dealer(Some russian guy)
and a Skele Dog. So they tie the dog outside, they get wasted and drugged up, some even have sex, some s**t is said back story is made that no one cares about and the guy escapes.
Yes our Hero of this movie Bill gets untied and runs off, leading to the stupidest chase ever...Ever..
So he gets tied up again.
More people get wasted, ********, drugged up and blah blah, then Scooby Doo catches fire, They find out anthony is a liar and people get shot and killed and the guy gets free again...Problem is hes got a insane Baseball Furry guy after him, this leads to a retarded chase, then The base ball guy gets chainsawed and Jason becomes a man...Just like TnT Jackson..

So this movie really is a comedy horror, and an akward one at that...It works okay as one..but, Im not gonna watch this anytime soon.

Overall:

Gore:4/5 For a movie called Murder Party..It is gorey then expected..
Screams:3/5 Some good ones
Survivor Girl: NO SURVIVERS!
Villians:3/5 Its a bunch of ******** up artists and one messed up Baseball Fury
Theme:3/5 It actually has some original music, and its not that bad.
Final verdict:3/5 Rent it.