*screeching curse words like a Jashin parakeet* #^$^$ #&&% $*# $ (%&@% @(#%$&@# *( %$@*$*@$*# $*@#Y$*^@$ *@ ($Y@$&@Y# $* Y#$&@...!!! scream scream scream I hurteded my foot... I stepped on a glass thingy and it was all like SHATTER! and then my foot was all like SPLASH! with blood, and my mom was all like AAAHHH!!!! UR FOOT!! And I was all like OM NOM NOM!! trying to put my foot in my mouth for the blood, and my mom was all like NOOO!!!! and she put it in water, and it hurted like a ******** for a sec, but then it just hurted like I was shot in the eyeball, 'cept it was in my foot...
GIANT ALIEN!!!! eek Oops... nevermind... just my mom... go figure...
I got lost in my bed this morning... It felt like I was swimming, then I got lost... I not good with directions... especially in water... or what I thought was water... It was all good until my mom woke me up and I flipped around like 7 times before I realized that I wasn't drowning, just choking on my covers...
I'm trying to get big on youtube... The first step to that is watching 50,000 videos, then I need to hit it big with enjoyable videos, I'm already writing two screenplays and acting for one video. After my reputation gets out then I can start up on my own videos, I already have like 5 ideas, but they're on a USB that I lost like a month ago... crying *depression*
*closes book* and so ends--
Some dude: WAIT!!! How'd you change into that robe, funny hat and bubble pipe?!?
Me: Skillz...
Some dude: And when did you get into a library, and whats with the chair and fireplace?
Me: Looks fanceh... You have a problem?
Some dude: Yeah, I kinda do!
Lucien: RUN YOU WHINY b***h, RUN!!! *attacks dude*
Some dude: *Meep!!* *runs away* *trips*
Lucien: Om nom nom *devouring blood*
Me: As I was saying...
*re-opens and close book* And so ends another chapter in the chronicals of a kitty-boy with a bad case of ADD. Any questions? No? Okay, then shut up and go away before I call teh cops on you. kkthxbai!!!
 Xx_FatelessDeath_xX · Mon Mar 30, 2009 @ 10:32pm · 1 Comments |
