(I thought this up in Japanese today! Enjoy! Mildly explicit XD )
WARNING:May cause severe injury and/or DEATH
1. Call him SHORT, SHRIMP, MIDGET, etc.
2. Call Alphonse a tin can.
3. Show him RoyxEd pics.
4. When he gets mad, tell him it's how he keeps his job.
5. Then call him Roy's 'b***h'.
6. Show him RustlexEd pics.
7. Laugh when he rips picture and just get more.
8. Show him EnvyxEd pics and hide for a week.
9. Show his friends his friends the yaoi pics.
10. Get Ed alone and show him AlxEd pics.
11. Don't let anyone else see.
12. When he tells everyone act clueless.
13. Lock him in a room.
14. Leave Ed his limbs and time his escape from said room.
15. Tell him Roy got out faster.
16. Put a bucket on a door. (yes that old trick)
17. Have Ed walk in and get dumped.
18. Make sure bucket if filled with milk.
19. Tell him that you thought he could absorb the calcium to grow.
20. Get a shirt that shows a picture symbolizing Ed = A piece of shrimp.
21. Wear is everyday.
22. Get him one too.
23. Ask him about his antenna a lot.
24. Play with it whenever you do.
25. Hide behind/inside of Al and meow really loud.
26. Constantly tell him how sexy Roy, Envy, and Rustle are.
27. Make sure to mention how much sexier than him they are.
28. Tell him how much sexier ARMSTRONG is than him.
29. Ask him if his antenna matches his ---- in size.
30. Find a way to sound like Izumi.
31. Sneak up on him and shout like her.
32. Laugh when he falls and/or screams.
33. Hide all his clothes(boxers too).
34. Replace them with frilly dresses and panties.
35. Make him wear them for at least a week.
36. During that time, trick him into a blind date...AFTER dolling him up.
37. Make the date with Roy. (After telling Roy the date was a cute girl)
38. Video tape the whole date.
39. Show it to everywhere.
40. Including the Homunculi.
41. Kick Ed in the groin and run.
42. After taking both pieces of automail.
43. Apologize and offer to put them back on for him.
44. Laugh when he shouts in pain and say he's a wuss.
45. Find a little rock.
46. Paint it red.
47. Tell Ed it's the Philosopher's Stone.
48. Convince him to test it on you.
49. Pretend to die when he does and get up when he gets upset.
50. Call him short again.
Annoying Next: Roy Mustang!
WARNING:May cause severe injury and/or DEATH
1. Call him SHORT, SHRIMP, MIDGET, etc.
2. Call Alphonse a tin can.
3. Show him RoyxEd pics.
4. When he gets mad, tell him it's how he keeps his job.
5. Then call him Roy's 'b***h'.
6. Show him RustlexEd pics.
7. Laugh when he rips picture and just get more.
8. Show him EnvyxEd pics and hide for a week.
9. Show his friends his friends the yaoi pics.
10. Get Ed alone and show him AlxEd pics.
11. Don't let anyone else see.
12. When he tells everyone act clueless.
13. Lock him in a room.
14. Leave Ed his limbs and time his escape from said room.
15. Tell him Roy got out faster.
16. Put a bucket on a door. (yes that old trick)
17. Have Ed walk in and get dumped.
18. Make sure bucket if filled with milk.
19. Tell him that you thought he could absorb the calcium to grow.
20. Get a shirt that shows a picture symbolizing Ed = A piece of shrimp.
21. Wear is everyday.
22. Get him one too.
23. Ask him about his antenna a lot.
24. Play with it whenever you do.
25. Hide behind/inside of Al and meow really loud.
26. Constantly tell him how sexy Roy, Envy, and Rustle are.
27. Make sure to mention how much sexier than him they are.
28. Tell him how much sexier ARMSTRONG is than him.
29. Ask him if his antenna matches his ---- in size.
30. Find a way to sound like Izumi.
31. Sneak up on him and shout like her.
32. Laugh when he falls and/or screams.
33. Hide all his clothes(boxers too).
34. Replace them with frilly dresses and panties.
35. Make him wear them for at least a week.
36. During that time, trick him into a blind date...AFTER dolling him up.
37. Make the date with Roy. (After telling Roy the date was a cute girl)
38. Video tape the whole date.
39. Show it to everywhere.
40. Including the Homunculi.
41. Kick Ed in the groin and run.
42. After taking both pieces of automail.
43. Apologize and offer to put them back on for him.
44. Laugh when he shouts in pain and say he's a wuss.
45. Find a little rock.
46. Paint it red.
47. Tell Ed it's the Philosopher's Stone.
48. Convince him to test it on you.
49. Pretend to die when he does and get up when he gets upset.
50. Call him short again.
Annoying Next: Roy Mustang!
