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1. Tell him how much better Yami Yugi is than him at everything.
2. Show him all the yaoi couples he's in.
3. Duel him with Dan's ultimate deck(he made it at yugiohdeck maker)
4. When he loses miserably, laugh.
5. Dye his hair pink.
6. Tell him is was all Ryou's idea.
7. Paint the Millenium Ring hot pink.
8. Tye dye all his clothes.
9. Make fun of his accent.
10. Mimic it whenever he speaks.
11. Whenever he seems distracted, try to steal Millenium Ring.
12. Whenever successful, say that you are the TRUE Bandit King.
13. Make fun of his hair whenever possible.
14. Whenever he openly plots just say that it won't work.
15. If he asks why tell him that it's because he sucks too much.
16. Draw on his face in Sharpie.
17. Tell him Yami made you do it.
18. Whenever he threatens you tell him it's impossible.
19. Tell him Marik is going to have his child.
20. Tell him TEA's having his kid too.
21. Constantly talk about how Yami is the smex.
22. Tell him he couldn't even beat Joey in a duel.
23. Call him a total pansy whenever you get the chance.
24. Call him a masochist.
25. If he asks why, show him the scene where he stabs his left hand.
26. Find pictures of him in S&M(bondage) gear.
27. Steal the Millenium Ring
28. Use the bondage pictures for blackmail.
29. Send him a ransom letter. (#30-40, demands)
30. 'Confess' his absolute love for Yami.
31. Make him repent(or apologize) for all the crimes he's commited.
32. Make him dance around in a pink tutu.
33. Make him wear fluffy pink kitty ears.
34. Make him kiss some one(preferably someone he hates)
35. Force him to give you his cards.
36. And every last thing he ever stole.
37. Make him wear a French Maid Outfit.
38. With a feather duster, frilly paintes, etc.
39. Take pictures of this for later blackmail.
40. Make him for slave for at least a month.
41. Show everyone the bondage pictures anyway.
42. Show him fanfics in which he is very nice and loving.
43. If he says it's Ryou show him that it's not.
44. Say that he needs medications.
45. Get him medications.
46. Put them in his food and drink whenever possible.
47. Watch and record the results.
48. Constantly steal random crap from him.
49. Tell him you love him then say you thought he was Yami.
50. Dump cold water on him.

Next to Annoy: Yami Marik!!

WARNING:This may cause severe injury and/or DEATH.

1. Dump cold water on him.
2. Take his gloves.
3. Cut them up and burn them.
4. Make sure he's watching.
5. Make him go on a date.
6. Say it's a pretty girl.
7. Make sure the date is a boy. (preferably Ed.)
8. Send him a 'Mustard Bomb'.
9. Call him useless whenever it rains. Even slightly.
10. Put make-up on him in his sleep.
11. Put fluffy cat ears on him some other time he's asleep.
12. Sick Black Hayate on him.
13. Tell Riza he's harrassing her dog.
14. Kick him in the crotch and run.
15. Trip him while walking.
16. Take his clothes.
17. Leave him just a girly uniform, with a mini-skirt.
18. Tell him the the Fuher demands he wear it.
19. Take pictures.
20. Give them all to Ed to use as blackmail.
21. Make Roy think that HQ has been infltrated.
22. Tell him Envy found out how to dublicate himself.
23. And that the two of you are all that's left.
24. Watch the hell break loose.
25. When he blames you act innocent.
26. Tell everyone he's tired and needs a break.
27. While he's gone, take his place.
28. Mess with everything at his desk.
29. Cut up his really important paperwork. Or burn it...
30. Steal his pocket watch.
31. Frame Edward.
32. Act like Hueghs.
33. Call him everyday and tell him he sucks.
34. Mimic him perfectly for a week straight, or more.
35. Act giggly(girl)/macho(boy) and stupid around him.
36. Tell him he's really NOT sexy.
37. Add that women only date him out of pity.
38. Record Riza readying each of her guns.
39. Play one back randomly around Mustang.
40. Record an angry Fuher yelling at someone.(if possible)
41. Play THAT randomly behind Mustang.
42. Tell him your pregnant.
43. With HIS child.
44. Tell him Ed is also carrying one of his children.
45. Draw a picture of him dieing.
46. Make copies of it and put them everywhere.
47. Tell him that beating Ed was just a fluke.
48. Argue with him constantly about it.
49. Tell him he'll never be Fuher.
50. Splash water on him....EVERYDAY.

Next To Annoy: Yami no Bakura!

(I thought this up in Japanese today! Enjoy! Mildly explicit XD )

WARNING:May cause severe injury and/or DEATH

1. Call him SHORT, SHRIMP, MIDGET, etc.
2. Call Alphonse a tin can.
3. Show him RoyxEd pics.
4. When he gets mad, tell him it's how he keeps his job.
5. Then call him Roy's 'b***h'.
6. Show him RustlexEd pics.
7. Laugh when he rips picture and just get more.
8. Show him EnvyxEd pics and hide for a week.
9. Show his friends his friends the yaoi pics.
10. Get Ed alone and show him AlxEd pics.
11. Don't let anyone else see.
12. When he tells everyone act clueless.
13. Lock him in a room.
14. Leave Ed his limbs and time his escape from said room.
15. Tell him Roy got out faster.
16. Put a bucket on a door. (yes that old trick)
17. Have Ed walk in and get dumped.
18. Make sure bucket if filled with milk.
19. Tell him that you thought he could absorb the calcium to grow.
20. Get a shirt that shows a picture symbolizing Ed = A piece of shrimp.
21. Wear is everyday.
22. Get him one too.
23. Ask him about his antenna a lot.
24. Play with it whenever you do.
25. Hide behind/inside of Al and meow really loud.
26. Constantly tell him how sexy Roy, Envy, and Rustle are.
27. Make sure to mention how much sexier than him they are.
28. Tell him how much sexier ARMSTRONG is than him.
29. Ask him if his antenna matches his ---- in size.
30. Find a way to sound like Izumi.
31. Sneak up on him and shout like her.
32. Laugh when he falls and/or screams.
33. Hide all his clothes(boxers too).
34. Replace them with frilly dresses and panties.
35. Make him wear them for at least a week.
36. During that time, trick him into a blind date...AFTER dolling him up.
37. Make the date with Roy. (After telling Roy the date was a cute girl)
38. Video tape the whole date.
39. Show it to everywhere.
40. Including the Homunculi.
41. Kick Ed in the groin and run.
42. After taking both pieces of automail.
43. Apologize and offer to put them back on for him.
44. Laugh when he shouts in pain and say he's a wuss.
45. Find a little rock.
46. Paint it red.
47. Tell Ed it's the Philosopher's Stone.
48. Convince him to test it on you.
49. Pretend to die when he does and get up when he gets upset.
50. Call him short again.

Annoying Next: Roy Mustang!