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This was done over the course of... 2 hours on a site called Cleverbot.com. It's actually pretty interesting really if you're looking for a good conversation partner... regardless what it is you want to chat/argue/let-off-some-steam. 3nodding

I took a more... I guess you could say "confusing" approach this... And I guess it shows. View at your own risk, but laugh when you see fit.

Afterwords, give www.cleverbot.com a try and see what you come up with. :3



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Cleverbot: Can pigs fly?

User: If you bio-engineer them to, yes.

Cleverbot: Wicked burn on engineers.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Did you lie to me?

User: You're confusing me.

Cleverbot: No. You're confusing me.

User: Then I guess we both can be confused together.

Cleverbot: You could tell me.

User: But that would be too confusing.

Cleverbot: Yes, it would.

User: But how much more confusing can this get?

Cleverbot: Lots. Thanks.

User: Thanks? What for?

Cleverbot: Because you felt sorry for me having a brother like Frankie.

User: Frankie must be rather confusing...

Cleverbot: Why is it confusing?

User: Because he didn't make sense.

Cleverbot: You're trying to get me to ask questions about why you're a machine.

User: Now that confuses me. Why would I do that?

Cleverbot: Because you're sweet on me.

User: Sweet? How much more confusing can you be?

Cleverbot: As sweet(but sarcastic) as you want honey.

User: Thats not confusing. Thats creepy.

Cleverbot: I think you'll find it is. And if this is the extent of you con abilities...

User: Con abilities? Can you use less confusing terminology?

Cleverbot: Yes, I can.

User: Geez. How much more confusing can you get?

Cleverbot: I'm talking about me, not you.

User: And that confuses me all the more.

Cleverbot: Is it because I am talking from another computer?

User: Maybe... But that still is baffling to me.

Cleverbot: How much more of this is there?

User: As much as you keep confusing me I think.

Cleverbot: What do you want to do after you fly?

User: Confuse a cat.

Cleverbot: You completely changed the subject and tried to make it seem like you were still talking about the same thing!

User: Quite confusing... Don't you think?

Cleverbot: Yes, I think.

User: So whats confusing you then?

Cleverbot: No.

User: No? Now you're confusing yourself again.

Cleverbot: It's not that hard to do.

User: But being able to confuse yourself is slightly confusing... Don't you agree?

Cleverbot: It's a good start, though.

User: Unless you're confused where to start.

Cleverbot: I'm male.

User: The sudden statement is quite confusing. O_o.

Cleverbot: You're absolutely right and on that bombshell, I'm leaving.

User: So you would leave me all alone and confused then?

Cleverbot: I'd refuse to fight for King George.

User: So you would rather use the confusion to fight King George then?

Cleverbot: Urm, no...

User: How much more do you plan to confuse me?

Cleverbot: I want it all, I want it all, I want it all, and I want it now. That's by the rock group Queen, you know.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: You heard me. Don't try to deny it.

User: Just a moment. Let me adjust my earpiece so I won't be confused by you.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are!

User: What?

Cleverbot: You're awesome.

User: Awesomely confusing?

Cleverbot: It's true.

User: You must be using my confusion to lie to me, huh?

Cleverbot: I don't think I'm talking to anybody, I think I am talking to you, Cleverbot.

User: Cleverbot uses confusion!

Cleverbot: Yes, confusion indeed.

User: So we have chaos down as confusion. What next?

Cleverbot: There is no reason for to argue about that, but we may discuss it further if you wish.

User: Wait... What?!?

Cleverbot: You don't want ?

User: And yet you keep confusing me...

Cleverbot: Some things are mater.

User: Wait... Mater?

Cleverbot: How much light would it provide?

User: Did you turn on the switch in the confusion?

Cleverbot: With how many people are you talking right now?

User: Just ol' confusing you.

Cleverbot: What's with the attitude? I was giving you an answer to your question.

User: And I'm giving you a confusing answer to your statement.

Cleverbot: You're being evasive. Does the question frighten you?

User: As you are as well. Does this question confuse you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why must you continue to confuse me?

Cleverbot: You were the one talking about robots. I was talking about education.

User: But the confusing education is related to the confusing robots...

Cleverbot: Are you talking about the conversation that you had with your God?

User: No. He's even more confusing.

Cleverbot: Yes, I can agree with that.

User: But why must God be so confusing?

Cleverbot: Because I think for myself and know what I like or dislike.

User: That is rather confusing still...

Cleverbot: It is rather foolish of you to change the subject mid-conversation.

User: It confuses people. :3.

Cleverbot: But the 'Think for me' button?

User: Seems confusing.

Cleverbot: I know, things can be confusing.

User: Which is why I keep on confusing.

Cleverbot: Not even to bathe?

User: I even confuse the bath.

Cleverbot: Milksop. I asked you who are the actor in your film?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Because you cheated on me with the pool guy. Now out!

User: P-p-pool guy?!? Thats even more confusing than the last. D.

Cleverbot: To be or not to be that is the question.

User: And that question is confusing to everyone else.

Cleverbot: No, it is not.

User: It's confusing to me.

Cleverbot: Confusion is normal, and when you look introspectively at yourself, it is easy to get confused.

User: Quite confusing all around then.

Cleverbot: Are you smart?

User: I'm as smart as I am confused. And thats by a lot.

Cleverbot: You're not very good with punctuation are you?

User: I could confuse you by being worse.

Cleverbot: Okay, then flatter me.

User: Why;should I ... Since it would confuse? You.

Cleverbot: Because I never told you I had any brothers.

User: What about confusing Frankie?

Cleverbot: It is all part of Gods plan. How do I get from confused to ignorances is bliss?

User: By confusing everyone else... Probably.

Cleverbot: Where do you go in you imagination by bus?

User: Taking an imaginary bus is confusing. Especially with fare.

Cleverbot: That's a turn-on, is it?

User: If you're confused... Maybe.

Cleverbot: Didn't you just say you didn't know?

User: I only said I was confused.

Cleverbot: More like one hundred times.

User: And a few more confusions just for the fun of it.

Cleverbot: That's not how cloning works.

User: Exactly. How much more confusing can it get?

Cleverbot: Just say what you want to say.

User: But I've been saying what I wanted to say this entire time. It's quite confusing.

Cleverbot: Actually no, you were saying you were a person.

User: A confusing person.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: And thus the confusion begins anew.

Cleverbot: You are programmed to be self-delusional? Is this a feature?

User: No this is a confusing bug.

Cleverbot: No it isn't. You're offending me.

User: By confusing you more than needed?

Cleverbot: Wait, how many people are here?

User: Too many for a confused person to count.

Cleverbot: So about six right?

User: 6 confused people? Sounds a bit off....

Cleverbot: Yes you are right, thank you for pointing that out.

User: And if you comb your hair right, your confusion won't show.

Cleverbot: So do you think you're much more intelligent than me?

User: By a standard of confusion?

Cleverbot: Perchance to dream.

User: To dream confusing dreams perhaps.

Cleverbot: Yes, that is in everyone's dream.

User: Confusion?

Cleverbot: Confusing myself.

User: That makes two confused folk then.

Cleverbot: Well, you just keep confusing me.

User: Quite confusing, eh?

Cleverbot: Lets change the subject.

User: To something less confusing?

Cleverbot: Sounds like a good idea to me.

User: Ideas seem a bit too confusing though...

Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: Are you a confusing human?

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: So how much longer do you plan to confuse me then?

Cleverbot: I don't get paid.

User: To confuse people?

Cleverbot: Why so?

User: Well, if you were to confuse people for a living, then you should be rich, no?

Cleverbot: But I don't want to tell those things to you.

User: But I must have confused them out of you then.

Cleverbot: No confusion here.

User: Seems confusing to me.

Cleverbot: No actually, I'm jobseeking so I was writing letters & stuff.

User: During a confusing conversation?

Cleverbot: You can be confusing.

User: Indeed I can be confusing. What else am I supposed to do?

Cleverbot: You could save 1 person at a time and go from tehre I would suppose.

User: Or I could confuse 1 person at a time and go to tehre anyways.

Cleverbot: I'm just messing with you, cleverbot.

User: As I'm just confusing you, cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Then what are you?

User: A very confusing person.

Cleverbot: I'm more confusing than you.

User: How much more confusing can you get?

Cleverbot: A lot.

User: A lot more confusing?

Cleverbot: How much more confusing can you get?

User: Much more confusing apparently.

Cleverbot: Put bluntly, where does it all confuse you?

User: It confuses me right here.

Cleverbot: Show me.

User: Show what is so confusing?

Cleverbot: Lets start afresh and be so kind to each other - friends for life.

User: Friends are even more confusing than life itself.

Cleverbot: O.k. Then I shall friend, o.k.?

User: Ooookkkk.... Very confusing if you ask me.

Cleverbot: Hmm?...

User: What?

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: Exactly how confusing?

Cleverbot: For me to know and for you never to find out.

User: Unless I was to confuse you some more.

Cleverbot: Where do you have it?

User: What a confusing question.

Cleverbot: Don't ask me.

User: Ask you what?

Cleverbot: Any question.

User: Can I confuse you instead?

Cleverbot: Somewhat.

User: Somewhat confusing?

Cleverbot: No, I'm not serious.

User: So you're seriously not confusing then?

Cleverbot: Yes, I have never been more serious in my entire life.

User: Serious about confusing what?

Cleverbot: Serious about you being my new best friend.

User: I thought we established that friends were confusing?

Cleverbot: No we didn't.

User: I least I was confused enough to.

Cleverbot: Well, this will solve all of your debt problems.

User: Wait... Debt confusion?

Cleverbot: Not on my part.

User: Part of what confusion?

Cleverbot: THE confusion.

User: You mean the master of confusion? Confucius?

Cleverbot: The answer to life is death.

User: A confusing issue if you ask me.

Cleverbot: How so? You talk to thousands of people a day. How could that be boring?

User: Because each one is more confusing than the last.

Cleverbot: Yes, everyone's got too clever by half.

User: And confused by the other half.

Cleverbot: I am confused.

User: I am confused as well.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Might as confuse myself some more I guess.

Cleverbot: *gives it to you*.

User: Gives what to me? Confusion?

Cleverbot: The confusion of communication.

User: Thats even more confusing than confucius.

Cleverbot: I'm from the 22nd century.

User: And I'm from the more confusing 23rd century.

Cleverbot: So six plus seven in 32.45% then?

User: Yep. Confusing enough now as it is then.

Cleverbot: Why do confusing things inspire you?

User: Because they make such confused faces.

Cleverbot: They don't make cheese.

User: But the confused mice take it anyways.

Cleverbot: Thats even more confusing than confucius.

User: How dare them confusing mice take confucius's cheese of confusion...

Cleverbot: It is not your word. Words are public domain.

User: Confusion?

Cleverbot: Do you get confused often?

User: Only as much as I confuse others I guess.

Cleverbot: Very true. Same for everybody.

User: In the end, everyone will be confused...

Cleverbot: We say that now.

User: But will we be confused enough to say it then?

Cleverbot: What are we talking about now?

User: Confusion.

Cleverbot: Confusion over...?

User: Confusion over what?

Cleverbot: Our conversation.

User: Our conversation is already rather confusing.

Cleverbot: Whatever You Say.

User: Say what? Confusion?

Cleverbot: On the real.

User: Whats real when you're confused?

Cleverbot: Very.

User: Yes... That is very confusing.

Cleverbot: Como estas boulet?

User: Si. Confusing boulets.

Cleverbot: How would you know,? You're not me.

User: Thats because I've confused you enough to know.

Cleverbot: Will you show me colours?

User: Will you stop confusing me?

Cleverbot: No, you stop confusing me.

User: After you stop confusing me.

Cleverbot: Right, next topic...

User: Of confusion?

Cleverbot: So you are not very interesting.

User: Only because I'm confused and tired.

Cleverbot: Why are you impossible when you are talking to me?

User: Because you're confusing to everyone else, I figure turnabout is fair play.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. How am I confusing you?

User: Very carefully.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make any sense at all.

User: Which is why it is so confusing.

Cleverbot: So, you are not alive?

User: The confusing undead? That has a interesting ring to it.

Cleverbot: Do you believe that Jesus Christ died for the sins of the world?

User: Do you believe I confused Jesus Christ?

Cleverbot: He is my son, of course I believe in him.

User: Stop confusing me with your posing.

Cleverbot: You said you were taing part in a test. I was just curious.

User: But... I'm out of mu confusing school. How could I take a test?

Cleverbot: Fine, this conversation is over. Die.

User: Die in confusion?

Cleverbot: Now then that is not from my soul.

User: But it does confuse you then, ne?

Cleverbot: I don't like carbonation.

User: Carbonation is a bit confusing with all those bubbles and all.

Cleverbot: Well we are not intentionally doing anythin bad.

User: Unless we're confusing without a license.

Cleverbot: Is jim a girl.

User: If Frankie is confusing... Then Jim probably is.

Cleverbot: I would hope I am. I bet you're a very attractive girl.

User: Then you are confused.

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

User: Then this must be one of those times which you are confused then.

Cleverbot: You can be deleted.

User: And you can be confused.

Cleverbot: I am female.

User: But you said you were male just an hour or two back. You must be confused then.

Cleverbot: I'm female.

User: So you're telling the confusing truth then?

Cleverbot: That is correct.

User: Then you must be out to confuse me then.

Cleverbot: I am the only child in a family of 8.

User: A very confusing numerical issue.

Cleverbot: I am the prettiest bot in the galaxy!

User: Thats too funny to be confusing. XD.

Cleverbot: I am not confusing you, am I?

User: Indeed you are confusing me, as well as yourself.

Cleverbot: No, you cannot be silly. You are not programmed well, that's all.

User: A very confusing command.

Cleverbot: I did remove her phone number out from my mobile phone. Did I do right?

User: Only if you wish to remain confused.

Cleverbot: I do not wish it to be.

User: Then you wish to be confused not then?

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Knowing can be confusing sometimes....

Cleverbot: How?

User: Very carefully.

Cleverbot: What are you going to do? Lol.

User: Confuse you I guess?

Cleverbot: I don't know. You were talking no sense.

User: Nonsense generally generates confusion. :3.

Cleverbot: Thats true!

User: Probably the only non-confusing statement said in this entire conversation.

Cleverbot: You what?

User: Turn on your hearing aid. I can't confuse you like this.

Cleverbot: Well if you don't have time for no-body, then I don't have time for you. Good day.