Kidnap the Keyblade Wielder
VOXDEN, XANDRA, ZILA:
Kidnap the Keyblade Wielder?
VOXDEN:
I wanna do it!
ZILA:
Let's draw straws.
XANDRA:
Ienzo said we should work together.
ZILA:
Three of a kind!
VOXDEN:
Birds of a feather!
VOXDEN, XANDRA, ZILA:
Now and forever
Wheeee
La, la, la, la, la
Kidnap the Keyblade Wielder, the worlds' little knight
Slip him from his friends and
Try not to give him a fright
XANDRA:
First, we're going to set some bait
Inside a clever trap and wait
When he comes a-sniffing we will
Snap the trap and close the gate
VOXDEN:
Wait! I've got a better plan
To catch this little red Peter Pan
Let's pop him in a troublesome spot
And when he's on the run we'll whip him up
VOXDEN, XANDRA & ZILA:
Kidnap the Keyblade Wielder
Throw him in a box
Hide him for ninety years
Then see if he's still stalked
XANDRA:
Our precious Heartless Prince
Can take the whole thing over then
He'll be so pleased, I do declare
The Organization will have to beware!
VOXDEN, XANDRA & ZILA
Wheeee!
VOXDEN:
I say that we take a cannon
Aim it at his ship and then
Call three times and when he anwers
To us Sora will have to implore!
XANDRA:
You're so stupid, think now.
If we blow him up into smithereens
We may lose some pieces
And then Ienzo will hate us for eternity
VOXDEN, XANDRA & ZILA:
Kidnap the Keyblade Wielder
Tie him in a bag
Whisk him from his loved ones
Then see if he is sad
VOXDEN & XANDRA:
Because dear Prince Ienzo is the cleverest guy around
If I were on his hated list, I'd get out of town
ZILA:
He'll be so pleased by our success
That he'll reward us too, I bet
VOXDEN, XANDRA & ZILA
Perhaps he'll bid his past life adieu
Stay with his beloved DC Crew
Yes!
We're his little henchmen
And we take our job with pride
We do our best to please him
And keep forever by his side
XANDRA:
I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb.
ZILA:
I'm not the dumb one.
VOXDEN:
You're no fun!
XANDRA:
Shut up!
VOXDEN:
Make me!
XANDRA:
I've got something, listen now
This one is real good, you'll see
We'll send a present to his door
Upon there'll be a note to read
Now, in the box we'll wait and hide
VOXDEN & ZILA:
Until his curiousity
Entices him to look inside
And then we'll have him
One, two, three
VOXDEN, XANDRA & ZILA:
Kidnap the Keyblade Bearer, he seems rather thick
We'll keep him for ninety years, see what makes him tick
Kidnap the Keyblade Bearer, just need a good trick
Little dear Ienzo is sure to get his kicks
Kidnap the Keyblade Bearer, see what we will see
Lock him in our ship and then throw away the key
Kidnap the Keyblade Wielder?
VOXDEN:
I wanna do it!
ZILA:
Let's draw straws.
XANDRA:
Ienzo said we should work together.
ZILA:
Three of a kind!
VOXDEN:
Birds of a feather!
VOXDEN, XANDRA, ZILA:
Now and forever
Wheeee
La, la, la, la, la
Kidnap the Keyblade Wielder, the worlds' little knight
Slip him from his friends and
Try not to give him a fright
XANDRA:
First, we're going to set some bait
Inside a clever trap and wait
When he comes a-sniffing we will
Snap the trap and close the gate
VOXDEN:
Wait! I've got a better plan
To catch this little red Peter Pan
Let's pop him in a troublesome spot
And when he's on the run we'll whip him up
VOXDEN, XANDRA & ZILA:
Kidnap the Keyblade Wielder
Throw him in a box
Hide him for ninety years
Then see if he's still stalked
XANDRA:
Our precious Heartless Prince
Can take the whole thing over then
He'll be so pleased, I do declare
The Organization will have to beware!
VOXDEN, XANDRA & ZILA
Wheeee!
VOXDEN:
I say that we take a cannon
Aim it at his ship and then
Call three times and when he anwers
To us Sora will have to implore!
XANDRA:
You're so stupid, think now.
If we blow him up into smithereens
We may lose some pieces
And then Ienzo will hate us for eternity
VOXDEN, XANDRA & ZILA:
Kidnap the Keyblade Wielder
Tie him in a bag
Whisk him from his loved ones
Then see if he is sad
VOXDEN & XANDRA:
Because dear Prince Ienzo is the cleverest guy around
If I were on his hated list, I'd get out of town
ZILA:
He'll be so pleased by our success
That he'll reward us too, I bet
VOXDEN, XANDRA & ZILA
Perhaps he'll bid his past life adieu
Stay with his beloved DC Crew
Yes!
We're his little henchmen
And we take our job with pride
We do our best to please him
And keep forever by his side
XANDRA:
I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb.
ZILA:
I'm not the dumb one.
VOXDEN:
You're no fun!
XANDRA:
Shut up!
VOXDEN:
Make me!
XANDRA:
I've got something, listen now
This one is real good, you'll see
We'll send a present to his door
Upon there'll be a note to read
Now, in the box we'll wait and hide
VOXDEN & ZILA:
Until his curiousity
Entices him to look inside
And then we'll have him
One, two, three
VOXDEN, XANDRA & ZILA:
Kidnap the Keyblade Bearer, he seems rather thick
We'll keep him for ninety years, see what makes him tick
Kidnap the Keyblade Bearer, just need a good trick
Little dear Ienzo is sure to get his kicks
Kidnap the Keyblade Bearer, see what we will see
Lock him in our ship and then throw away the key
