here a joke people!!!!
1.WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2.WHY DONT WOMEN BLINK RING SEX? (they dont have enough time)
3.WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they dont stop to ask directions)
4.WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THIER BACKS?(because their balls fall over their butt-holeand they vapor lock)
(You're laughing arent you?!?!)
5.WHY WERE MEN GIVEN BRAINS LARGER THAN DOGS?
( so they wont hump women's legs at cocktail bar's)
6.WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7.HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(dont know..... it never happened)
(C'mon guys, we laugh at you blonde jokes!)
and the personal favorite:
8.WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
( because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
have fun
RmeGamr Community Member 
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