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i, the p***s, request a pay raise due to the following reasons:
1. i do physical labor.
2. i work at great depths.
3. i plunge head first into everything i do.
4. i work weekends and holidays.
5. i workd in a damp environment.
6. i work in dark areas with poor ventilation.
7. i work in high tempatures
8. my work exposes me to disease.
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dear p***s,
your request has been denied for the following reasons:
1. you dont work eight hours straight.
2. you work in short spurts and fall asleep after each brief work period.
3. you dont stay in your designated area and are frequently found in other locations.
4. you dont take initiative and must be stimulated to start working.
5. you leave your work place messy at the end of your shift.
6. you sometimes leave your designated work area before completeling the assigned task.
7. you have constantly been seen entering and exiting the work place with two suspicious looking bags.
Sincerely, Management
RmeGamr Community Member 
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