1. Tie a shark fin to your head and swim around, scaring the little kids.
2. Rub lotion on random people's backs.
3. Recruit kids to make sand bombs, and then throw the bombs at people's backs.
4. Go underwater and grab random people's legs.
5. Go swimming in a full business suit.
6. Set up a volleyball net, and spike the ball at people who walk by.
7. Bring a remote controlled car, and keep ramming it into other people's umbrellas until they're knocked over.
8. Throw sandcrabs in people's food.
9. Impersonate a beach badge checker. When someone gives you their badge, just take it and run away.
10. Bring a bell, stand at the top of the beach, and ring it, pretending that you're an ice cream person.
11. Swim in the little pools that people bring for their babies.
12. Pretend you're a seagull, flapping your wings and trying to take people's food.
13. Bring a radio and blast polka music.
14. Go up to the lifeguard, and keep asking why he or she isn't moving in slow motion like in Baywatch.
15. Hand out floaties to people headed into the ocean.
16. Pretend to drown.
17. Knock over little kids' sand castles.
18. Throw pieces of bread at people so they're attacked by seagulls.
19. Bring a kayak into the water, and catch a wave, running over as many people as possible.
20. Every time when you're about to duck under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
21. Throw jellyfish at people.
22. Grab people's cell phones and throw them in the water, giggling as they wash up on shore.
23. Throw a stuffed animal into the water, rescue it, and perform CPR.
24. Bury yourself, and then pop up to surprise people when the walk by.
25. Laugh at fat people in bathing suits.
Cowofevil · Wed Jan 25, 2006 @ 04:16am · 0 Comments |