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20 Best Anti-Social Behaviors!!!
1.Excuse yourself to the bathroom, come back sopping wet, offer no explanation.
2.Claim you must wear a bicycle helmet all the time as part of your "astronaut training".
3.Just mutter the words "cant get away, can't hide" over and over.
4.Hiding in a dark corner mumbling curses.
5.Take "a sabbtical" from bathing.
6.Start walking your cat on a leash. When people asked why or given funny looks by people, sick your cat on them.
7.Screaming "attack of the flying monkeys" at random people.
8.At the gym, tell an employee your clothes were stolen. When asked what they looked like,describe what they're wearing.
9.Start practicing the ancient art of lite-brite.
10.When someone talks to you, cover your ears and say "la la la la la" until they leave.
11.Phone everyone you know, yell at them to stop calling you.
12.Listen to elevator music on repeat. Loud.
13.Scream "I know you are but what am I?" At the top of your lungs every hour on the hour.
14.When people walk by, hide behind a fire hydrant and pretend they can't see you.
15.Ask everyone you see who isn't smiling if you can hug them.
16.Every time you see a co-worker yell "we meet again" and laugh evilly.
17.Yell at the ants on your lawn to leave you alone.
18.Answer the phone by saying "can't talk right now, busy dancing."
19.At the zoo, talk to the monkeys as if you're visiting a loved one in prison.
20.As someone exits the elelvator, whisper :I love you" as the door shuts.
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16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
Cowofevil · Sat Jun 10, 2006 @ 10:07pm · 2 Comments |
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