EHEM, I found myself walking one evening to find a man sat on a park bentch staring blindly at his genital's with such glee it did baffle me so.
I thought it odd at first he would be pantieless in a public park but then Vice had to remember, he himself was completely naked to the human eye....and a squirrel named Joe.
I decided that I should attack the old bastered with my trusty mayonase jar (witch had accompanied me on every sexual endevour since the age of 4...and 3 months...and quatre) so I struck his ball's first however these were no normal ball's these were MUTANT PILES the witch of like Id NEEEEVER seen before venom spouting from their ravonus teeth as if some sex crazed Vice Amura at a family reunion.
oh how i screamed in bewildered horror as the piles pumbled me hard with their thick pulsateing goo like ball shaped grapeiness, one landing clear within my mouth, (gave that lil ******** a dam fine licking as it happens).
But then things grew severe as it took 2 light thingies from star wars and the fat thing Jabba son out of the old man's wrinkled sack and began giving me the worlds first light thingied ENEMA...the end....with Ice cream
Danius Knight Community Member 
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