It was their I saw it so firm so hard so...so shaft like, (oh wait it is a shaft, and a shaft to be noted might i add) well anyway my first car exhaust had been fitted with a de-cat witch would of corse as BHP and make it faster...at the sorry price of raising more exhaust fumes throughout the air (but hey I was in from the moment someone told me it was Illegal MWHAHAHAHAHA...with a pinch of french toast.
Now as I sat down in the beast itself stroking it and massageing it as it purred...
Next door Naibour: HEY!..WTF ARE YOU DOING TO MY DOG!!!
Vice: oh sorry Gerald haha sidetracked so easily
Anyway as I got into the car I spied a strange Asian man something in ressemblance to a budda all drapped in a robe of some sort how bizzare thought the Vice but meh who am I to judge I'm practicaly nude 24/7
it was the Cooblar crowned (like this) Croooooown..CROOOOWN...crooow...nnn...Eminem sucks fat c**k.
I was startled by this and began masterbating to compensate for the sudden burst of adrenaline (u know when u like to stick a finger in ur a** to help jump start the ol G spot)???
"this is your lesson about the OOOOOOOO ZONE" he cried
(new eroginus zone I thought) douse it come with meatballs I said...and with that we were transported to another dimention....aside from my naibours dog...it's head came off in mid warp...turaadeha ^.^
to be continued...dun dun bbbbbbeeeeeeeeeepppppp!
Danius Knight Community Member 
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