NinjaShade
PaiseansAingeal
NinjaShade
PaiseansAingeal
Leoke
PaiseansAingeal
~Becomes self-conscious and stops, going to hide in the kitchen~
*pulls you out of the kitchen*
~remains in the kitchen~
L.o.G.A.I say, woman, get yeself out of yon kitchen. Ye be making a sexist statement out of yonself.
~throws a cookie at his head~
L.o.G.A.*cookie smashes in to head, creating an epiphany*
Hey... How the hell do we have so many cookies around here? In order to make cookies, we need cookie ingredients and cooking utensils... Not only have I never actually seen our kitchen, but c'mon! Conservation of mass much? By my estimation we should have an entire room full of crumbling stale cookies from all the cookies that go uneaten in this place... And what kind of cookies are we talking about? I mean, if I just had a chocolate chip cookie thrown at my head, I would try to put it back together and eat it, but if it was like... banana nut oatmeal or something, I'd be content to let it rot on the floor there.
So anyway! The point I'm trying to make is, where the hell do we get all the ingredients to make these things, and when do we make them? Cookies take at least an hour to make, you know? Do we just buy them from the store? Gah... store bought cookies are just nasty... except Oreos... they're SUPER nasty, but only because of how bad they are for you. They taste like superb chemical goodness. Seriously... they're delicious in a sinful painful kind of way that you know is killing your body... kind of like Coca-Cola, but more solid.
