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Ven: ...Are you an idiot?
Xemnas: ...Watch your tongue, XIII, or you'll be a Dusk before you can blink.
Ven: HUH?
XxTwilit StrifexX: I think you're confusing the kid with another, dumbass. *pats Ven*
Ven: *patted* :3
Xemnas: ...*raises an eyebrow, stares at Ven like he's an alien*
XxTwilit StrifexX: *whispers to Ven* You know, this would be a good prank if Roxas was here, too...
Sora: *boots Roxas into the fray* Enjoy. :3
Roxas: Watch it, you...Oh. Hi, Xemnas, you lying *FLYING CENSOR BAR THROWN BY MYSELF PASSES ACROSS HIS MOUTH*
Xemnas: o_O
XxTwilit StrifexX: *INSERT CREEPY VANITAS LAUGH HERE*
Xemnas: ...*for the first time in forever, displays emotion* WHAT THE HELL?!
Zexion: *passes by, sees this* Oh, hello Superior, XIII- *sees Ven, blinks*
Ven: Hey, weren't you that little squirt from way back..?
Xemnas: ...You two...know each other.
Zexion: *eye twitch* ... He saved me from Unversed before you appeared in Radiant Garden, sir.
Xemnas: Incredible. I'm actually out of the loop.
Ven: *SPEED RAVES IN FRONT OF ZEXION* SIR?!
Zexion: *smirks faintly* Didn't that traitor ever tell you about what he was? *turns to glare at Axel*
Axel: ... *awkward turtle*
Ven: He mentioned he used to work for this buttmunch, actually, yeah. He also mentioned that he doesn't anymore. You, however, just called him "Sir." I didn't save you so you could go serving douchebags like him...
(Aquamuse: If I was there, you SO wouldn't be using that language.)
Zexion: *drops voice* And I thank you for saving my original's life, but perhaps you should know that I had no intention of doing so but when you lose your heart you tend to reach out for a small thread of hope in order to obtain it once more. Even if it is as...abhorring as this predicament.
Ven: Why don't you join us? We have a much better shot at getting your heart back. If I know Xehanort, he has some selfish goal that he's keeping from you, anyway.
Xemnas: No I doooooon't~
Riku: *hears this* You've got to be *says something that has Kairi yell "RIKU D8<"* me...
Sora: YOU TELL 'EM BUD-I mean, Riku, that's abhorrent!
Kairi: *crosses arms, pout*
Xemnas: *puts on best innocent face...which looks even more evil than his normal face*
Xion: *would pat Kairi, but is too busy CURSING XEMNAS OUT HERSELF*
Zexion: ... Your facial expression and behavior say otherwise, Xemnas.
Xemnas: *makes innocent face harder...which just makes him look like an evil guy with a hernia*
Ven: I don't care if you have a heart or not, you're following THAT?!
Riku: ...Can we just stab them both?
Sora: I am so game.
Ven: Wait, leave Zex alone for a minute! D:
Zexion: ... *takes a step away from Xemnas, summons Lexicon* You have a point.
Riku: But I had to go through five months of therapy because of this *again, Kairi yelling "RIKU! D<"*
Xemnas: You give me no other choice then, VI. *pops a bottle of Megacrack* THIS s**t'S ON NOW, SON! *summons aerial blades*
Ven: He can be a good guy though if we give him a chance. If he doesn't, I'll personally feed him to you. :3
Zexion: ... HOW DID YOU BREAK INTO MY SECRET STASH?! *CUE SUMMONING ILLUSIONS AND LEXICONING XEMNAS*
Riku: *looks away* Not the flashbacks...
Xemnas: *turns partially to nothingness, book passes through him* b***h I GOT FOG BODY
Sora: ...This is easily the most disturbing thing I've ever seen.
Riku: Which is why I'm refusing to look.
Zexion: *growls, attempts sucking the Nothing b*****d into Lexicon*
Xemnas: *sucked into the book...but passes out the other end* I'LL SHANK YO' a** b***h! *attempts to impale him in the face*
Ven: *speed raves in, parries*
Zexion: .________.; Thanks, Ven. *jumps back, attempts to fire spells at*
Riku: ... Why do I suddenly want to root on the emo kid?
Ven: Because the other guy is Gangsternort?
Riku: Good point.
Ven: Thanks.
Xemnas: *blocks spells easily with Spark Wall* I PITY DA FOO'!
Sora: No. No. NO. I REFUSE to listen to Mr. Tnort.
Riku: ... I second that. Well? Should we?
Sora: We should...with earplugs. *puts them in, join the fray*
Riku: *same, minus the earplugs because this will be a funny memory later on...*
Xemnas: I CUT YOU BITCHES! *whirls Aerial Blades at them*
Zexion: ... Ugh, forget trying to do this sober. *takes megacrack*
Riku: ...Ooooh geez...
Sora: Not another one!
Zexion: I can feel you breathe, I can feel your heartbeat faster. Take me home tonight! I don't want to let you go till you see the light. Take me home tonight! Listen honey, just like Axel sang~
Axel: Be my little baby~!
Namine: ... Zexion and Axel... Duet Summoning. EVERYONE, HIT THE DECK.
Sora: What the hell just happened?
Xemnas: TWO TRAITORS ONE SHANKING, BITCHES! *lunges*
Both: Axel and Zexion fuse into...
ANDREW JACKSON, MOTHER ********!!
Kairi: *sigh, GIVES UP AND STAYS OUT OF THE WAY*
Xemnas: YO' BIGASS HEAD CAN'T STAND UP TO MAH NOTHING BOMBS! *launches them out of his hands*
Andrew Jackson: b***h I GOT LIGHTNING VISION! *ZAPS THEM*
Sora: Riku...they're actually on par with him now...
Riku: *shats a brick* Holy....
Sora: Screw it, I ain't getting mixed up in this sober! Andrew, pass the crack!
Ven: *jaw has been on the ground for several minutes now*
AJ: YOU GOT IT, b***h. *megacrack rains down*
Sora: *snags one and pops it...drops Keyblade on the ground, walks over to Kairi, swings her down in his arms and kisses her on the lips*
Kairi: !!!!
Riku: Now why does this seem familiar...
Xion: I have no idea! Shut up!
Riku: *chuckles*
Ven: I AM SO INCREDIBLY GLAD IT DIDN'T HAVE THAT EFFECT ON XEHANORT!
Kairi: ... *kisses Sora back* <33
Sora: I'd been meaning to do that for a while now, but I just couldn't pluck up the courage until now. Can you forgive me?
Xion/Roxas/Ventus: WHY IS MEGACRACK!SORA SUAVE?!
Riku: I don't know... *secretly applauding*
Kairi: ... I think I can, if you'll do that while you're sober. :3
AJ: *meanwhile, KEEPS LIGHTNING VISION SPAMMING*
Sora: With pleasure, my love. *strokes her hair*
Xemnas: *LASER FIRE SPAMS*
Kairi: *snuggles* <3
Xion: ...Not a situation in which you'd find this kind of love spawning, but then again, when has anything in our lives made sense?
Namine: *sigh* Apparently... *tempted to try it...*
Roxas: *is not going near it, is scared that he might come out like Xemnas or...Jackson...instead*
Namine: ... *takes a 'small' dose* ... Well, that was disappointing.
Riku: ... *scoots away from the crazies*
Roxas: It didn't work for you? Weird...*pats her*
Namine: No kidding- *patted* ... *hugs Roxas*
Roxas: *hugs back* Well, maybe that was a little bit of it right there? :3
Sora: *is now massaging Kairi* Maybe you should try it, Roxas?
Xemnas: *STILL SPAMMING, BTW*
AJ: *SAME*
Namine: You never know~ :3
Riku: ...wait, did it just help her get over her fear of touching and being touched?
Roxas: *holds her* ...It did! Who knew Megacrack could be therapeutic?!
Riku: Apparently the maker of it.
Namine: <3
Xion: I don't care, I'm not going near that crap again.
Riku: ... *sadface*
Xion: Wait, he LIKED it?
Vanitas: *inside Xion's head* <Of course he did; he's head over heels for you.>
So... are we continuing that crack from last night?
Kingdom King 13: Xemnas: b***h 'COURSE WE ARE.
XxTwilit StrifexX: Andrew Jackson: b***h, I'MMA SHOOT YA IN THE FACE!
XxTwilit StrifexX: Riku: *meanwhile, considers dosing himself...*
Kingdom King 13: Xion: Oh, I think you should take some. For, you know, no particular reason.
XxTwilit StrifexX: Riku: ... Only if you do, too.
Kingdom King 13: Xion: *eyeballs Sora, who is now kissing Kairi's neck* No reason at all. *innocent face*
Kingdom King 13: Xion: I already had some!
XxTwilit StrifexX: Vanitas: <Liar~>
XxTwilit StrifexX: Riku: *sigh, takes some* ...
XxTwilit StrifexX: Namine: Oooh boy.. This'll be interesting. *snuggs Roxas* <3
Kingdom King 13: Xion: <I meant the other day. Sheesh.>
Kingdom King 13: Sora: Even on crack, I confess myself terrified.
XxTwilit StrifexX: Riku: *drops Keyblade, once he notices Vanitas' scent is out of Xion's head, kisses her passionately*
XxTwilit StrifexX: Vanitas: *three blocks away, CUES VICTORY FANFARE*
Kingdom King 13: Ven: I can't believe I'm doing this, but...*joins Van in the fanfare*
XxTwilit StrifexX: Van: Heehee. See? We CAN agree on something. <3
Kingdom King 13: Xion: I am going to hook him up to an IV of this stuff if this keeps up. NO PUN INTENDED, VAN.
XxTwilit StrifexX: Riku: *pulls away, snuggles*
XxTwilit StrifexX: Van: Oh, I highly doubt that will be neccessary once he's sober again... *smirk*
Kingdom King 13: Xion: Here's hoping. *snuggles back*
XxTwilit StrifexX: Kairi: Of what? *shuddering happily, BTW*
Kingdom King 13: Ven: After they get done, shall we go back to trying to kill each other? XD
Kingdom King 13: Sora: Well, I didn't know if he was going to turn out like me, or like...them.
Kingdom King 13: Xemnas: I BUST A CAP IN YO' a**, HOMEY! FOR REAL, WEST SIDE s**t!
XxTwilit StrifexX: Kairi: ... I'm glad he ended up like you. *kisses passionately* <3
XxTwilit StrifexX: Terra: *walks up, sees this* ...What the HELL did I miss?
Kingdom King 13: Sora: *kisses back, ignores the madness going on just yards from them*
Kingdom King 13: Ven: ...Wasn't Sora supposed to be helping Zex?
XxTwilit StrifexX: Namine: ...At this point, I think Andrew Jackson's got it down pretty well.
XxTwilit StrifexX: Andrew Jackson: b***h, EAST SIDE s**t PWNS WEST SIDE. *LIGHTNING VISION*
Kingdom King 13: Ven: They still look dead even to me. And I'm thinking that if this fight goes on any longer, the city will be the real loser.
XxTwilit StrifexX: Terra: ... *just stares at the giant Andrew Jackson head* Good point. Any ideas of ending this quickly?
Kingdom King 13: Ven: Find a way to...decrack them?
Kingdom King 13: Xion: NOT ALL OF THEM. *snuggles Riku, glares at Ven threatningly*
XxTwilit StrifexX: Namine: Or crack Xemnas' skull, I mean- << >> <<
XxTwilit StrifexX: Riku: *chuckles*
Kingdom King 13: Roxas: You want to jump into THAT and try to crack Xemnas' skull? *points at maelstrom of lightning vision and lasers*
XxTwilit StrifexX: Namine: ...Good point. I don't think ANY of us are high enough to try that.
XxTwilit StrifexX: Terra: ... That could be changed. *picks up some of the crack*
Kingdom King 13: Roxas: ...Oh God...pass the crack. ...DID THOSE WORDS SERIOUSLY JUST LEAVE MY MOUTH?
Kingdom King 13: Roxas: *looks at Terra* On three?
XxTwilit StrifexX: Terra: *tosses some over* On three.
Kingdom King 13: Roxas: One...
XxTwilit StrifexX: Terra: Two...
Kingdom King 13: Roxas: THREE! *pops all the crack he was tossed at once*
XxTwilit StrifexX: Terra: *SAME WITH WHAT HE KEPT* ...
XxTwilit StrifexX: Namine: *sees Terra's aura change, keeps her distance* o-o
Kingdom King 13: Ven: ...I should've seen this coming.
XxTwilit StrifexX: (Stealing Whitebeard's laugh in three...two...)
Kingdom King 13: Roxas: ...
Kingdom King 13: Roxas: *drops Keyblades, pins Namine against a wall and kisses her passionately*
Kingdom King 13: Ven: WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE AND CRACK MAKING YOU HORNY?!
XxTwilit StrifexX: Namine: !!! *hopes Roxas never gets sober!*
XxTwilit StrifexX: Riku: No idea... *kisses Xion again*
XxTwilit StrifexX: Terra: ... GURARARARARARARARA. *MEGA ROCK BREAKER COMMAND STYLE, BUSTS IN ON THE GANGSTANORT VS JACKSON FIGHT*
Kingdom King 13: Ven: ...What the..? Riku, let me see that bottle of crack!!!
XxTwilit StrifexX: Riku: *tosses it over*
Kingdom King 13: Ven: *examines it...* WHO MIXED THE CRACK WITH FU*rest of word drowned out by earthquake* ICE CREAM?!
Kingdom King 13: Aquamuse: Not meeeee~
XxTwilit StrifexX: Andrew Jackson: *IS TOTALLY NOT GUILTY, BITCHES* b***h BE CRACKIN' NOW!
XxTwilit StrifexX: Terra: *definitely D-linked Whitebeard during the ice cream-laced crack eating*
XxTwilit StrifexX: (heehee... *wonders how Terra's feeling about kicking his own a** again*)
Kingdom King 13: Whitebeard, worlds away: ...Why do I suddenly feel a little bit high?
XxTwilit StrifexX: Me: No idea, sir... but this washed up from the beach. *holds up bottle of megacrack-laced ice cream bits frozen in a friggin' huge block of ice*
Kingdom King 13: Whitebeard: ...I need a dark portal. You know anyone who can get me to where this came from, little lady?
XxTwilit StrifexX: Oh, I miiiiight~ *grin, portal opens up behind her*
Kingdom King 13: Whitebeard: That'll work. *walks through*
Kingdom King 13: Whitebeard: *walks in on a giant head, a high gangster with no heart, and a VERY high man using abilities similar to his own in a three way free for all, with several pairs of teenagers making out nearby*
Kingdom King 13: Whitebeard: ...Girl.
Kingdom King 13: Whitebeard: What. The. Hell.
XxTwilit StrifexX: Terra: WE ALL CRACK OVERDOSED EXCEPT THE TWO OVER THERE. *absentmindedly points to Ven and Van before SLAMMING BLADE INTO GROUND AND CAUSING AN EARTH PILLAR UNDERNEATH XEMNAS*
Kingdom King 13: Xemnas: *turns to fog juuuuuust in time* b***h BACK OFF FO' I SHANK YO a**.
Kingdom King 13: Whitebeard: ...*stares...then tilts the earth to make everyone lose balance and END THE MADNESS*
XxTwilit StrifexX: Terra&Jackson: DON'T YOU MEAN "YO OWN a**"- *Terra falls over, Jcakson's a FLOATING DISEMBODIED HEAD*
XxTwilit StrifexX: Riku: *falls on top of Xion* o///////////o
Kingdom King 13: Sora: *falls on Kairi, starts singing "'Getting to know you"*
XxTwilit StrifexX: Van: Smooth move, Whitebeard. Smooooth~
Kingdom King 13: Whitebeard: *glares at Van out of one eye...decides he's too insignificant to pay any attention to and stalks off towards the battle*
Kingdom King 13: Ven: Oh snap. : P
Kingdom King 13: (whoops XD)
XxTwilit StrifexX: Van: *shrug, is just a spectator this time anyway*