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DEAR DESU ZA KIDDO
Dear Symmetry-kun:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but the mafia wants you. I think I realized it last night in your camping car, and I saw you sit on Bill Clinton. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your memories of the military service to you, but I'll keep your mom as a memory. You should also know that I am better off without my incarnation of an eskimo.

With ease,
Doctor Franken Stein

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN.
Yep Kid, the mafia wants you. All because you sat on Bill Clinton. Oh, and Santa doesn't exist. Now, all I have to do is to return your memories of being in the army, and take your mother's corpse and dissect it~. Bl

> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (friend here):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - My incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - ******** off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family






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Desu za Kiddo
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commentCommented on: Sun Sep 26, 2010 @ 01:46am
Dear Hakase~

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it last year outside of Chicago and I saw you sit on Donald Duck. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand how awful I've felt. I'm returning the pictures from LA to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about my incarnation as an eskimo .

In pain,
Kiddo.

8D;;


commentCommented on: Sun Sep 26, 2010 @ 01:48am
@Kiddo- ... You're in love with my sister? Bl
AND SSSHHH, THOSE SUICIDE NOTES ARE FROM MY VERY CRAZY CHILDHOOD.



Furanken Shutain-hakase
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Burakku Suta
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commentCommented on: Sun Sep 26, 2010 @ 03:55am

Dear Hakase-Dono,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me in your closet, and I saw you carve your initials into Donald Duck. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember Oprah Winfrey imitations.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
Black*Star


WHAT IS THIS, I DON'T EVEN KNOW. D8<

and why would you carve your initials into Donald Duck? ; n ;



commentCommented on: Sun Sep 26, 2010 @ 03:57am
@Black Star- Oh god... I lol'd. 8'D WAIT. I DIDN'T PUT CUFFS ON YOU IN MY CLOSET. D<
And I carved my initials into Donald Duck because I was dissecting him~



Furanken Shutain-hakase
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iTsubaki Nakatsukasa
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commentCommented on: Tue Sep 28, 2010 @ 11:17pm
Dear Stein-hakase:
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscope doesn't match. I think I realized it last year in your camping car and I saw you drive out manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand how awful I've felt. I'm returning our matching snoopy-bibs to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about our friendship.
In pain,
Tsubadeer.


--
A-ah? How.. interesting..? ( ' u ' ; )


commentCommented on: Tue Sep 28, 2010 @ 11:39pm
@Tsubadeer- Quite so~? ouo



Furanken Shutain-hakase
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Razik Sohma
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commentCommented on: Sun Oct 10, 2010 @ 04:14am
Interesting....Did you come up with this?


commentCommented on: Mon Nov 08, 2010 @ 07:23pm
Dear Stein-Hakase:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me at the metal hospital. and I saw you Sit on my mustard souffle.. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that I did a sex change. I'm returning your Darth Vader poster to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I will never forget Eggplant festishism.

Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Soul



A Brave Soul
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xKururu
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commentCommented on: Sat Nov 20, 2010 @ 12:39am
Dear Houbai:

I don't really know how to tell you this,
but our affair is over.
I think I realized it
when I quoted santa at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my avocado plant.
I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand
that there is no solution to this.
I'm returning our matching snoopy-bibs to you,
but I'll keep your left ear as a memory.
You should also know that
I told my psychiatrist about the apartment building.
best regards,
Kururu

... Snoopy-bibs..? (]@=@[) ;


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commentCommented on: Sun Dec 05, 2010 @ 10:45pm
Dear Stein-Hakase:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it when I threw up with George Bush and his wife and I saw you sit on my John F Kennedy-statue. I'm sure you're Man enough to understand That Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning Your false teeth and the couch cushions. to you, but I'll keep the results of your blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I am better off without my incarnation as an eskimo .

Warm regards,
Kilik



......The ********? ( ゚Д゚)



Kirikou Lungu
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The Vector Witch
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commentCommented on: Sat Jan 08, 2011 @ 12:29am
Dear Stein:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but, I dislike you. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped With George Bush and his wife and I saw you Sit on My penpal in Ghana. I'm sure you're Ashamed enough to understand How awful I've felt. I'm returning Your old lottery coupons to you, but I'll keep Your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I Never liked Eggplant-fetishism .

Go burn,
-Medusa Gorgon-
I don't even.


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