Your name is Glavni Kuhar. You have returned from yet another odyssey seeking the IMPERATIVE INGREDIENT on your QUEST OF ALL THINGS DELECTABLE. Though most of your kind quarrel little regarding food you have made it your undying quest to pursue the creation of the nummiest noms. The cream of the tartar, the creme de la creme, the filling to the pie, the crumbles of the cookies and more entirely frivolous metaphors of clichéic and profound nature. You have spent your time traveling to the ends of your designated acreage searching for the most blue-ribbon earning tools of cookery troll kind has ever known. Through your quest you have amassed a most enviable collection of slightly perilous and mostly efficient culinary utensils.
Your hive is also an utter boarstye. Though walls may have held a certain tone at a certain point in time, splatters, dents, and holes paint the walls, covering them like some kind of DISASTROUS PRISON WALLPAPER. Ripped fibers and frillthings also lay about the hive, due to your racially uncharacteristic infatuation with EXTRANEOUS RUFFLEY CLOTHING ITEMS. Your closet is bursting with loads of highly impractical garments adorned with an amount of ruffles, pleats, sequins, glass shards, disco balls, heels, thestrels, silks, bows, ribbons, viruses, bunny, furs, wubbzies, and woozles that would perplex and emotionally distress even the most practiced abacus master. Despite the flamboyant unserviceable nature of the garments, you are hopelessly ENAMORED with the specimens.
You really ought to clean up this place a bit.
Really. It truly rivals the conditions of a fresh site of musclebeast herd stomping. Especially those pestles lying around. They are rolly and dangerous. Which is why they are choice weapons for any culinary maverick! You choose to wield GIANT PESTLES (also known as BATS) as your weapon because of its simple design and aptitude for both culinary endeavors and incredible destruction. As a matter of fact, you often use them to do both at the same time, much to the dismay of your beloved custodian, Pieny. Though equally as savvy, the equus resembling lusus has an unfortunate penchant for tidiness, resulting in the small ponylike sprite literally following Glavni to clean her messes.
A simple, but sterling life is lived in the unusually formed mountain hive.
Your trolltag is culinaryMaverick and you aree subject to variaablee CHANGES IN LEVELS OF EXCITEMENT becausee yourr emotions rangee from calmm to excitedd to UNCANNILY ADRENALIZED.
What do you want to do?
