Your name is Featherbrained Dame Lijep Vuil. You are just short of 7 sweeps old. You had just been curling your LUSTROUS LONG HAIR for the twelfth time today when AN ENIGMATIC VOICE started CALLING YOU OFFENSIVE NAMES. Now, where were we?
Ah, yes! Curling our SATINY LENGTHY MANE. You've fussed with your perfect head of hair no less than eleven other times today having put it up in amounts and variations of boartails that would SLIGHTLY DISGRUNTLE A FIRM AND EDUCATIONAL AUTHORITY FIGURE. However, a cosmetologist not experimenting in their craft is like a mad scientist not causing imminent doom on the tri-province district. THAT IS TO SAY, HE IS PERHAPS A FAINTLY DISTURBED SCIENTIST AFTER ALL. And indeed, you are mad. Mad for PULCHRITUDE that is. Your hive is wall to wall covered with your INSTRUMENTS OF BEAUTIFICATION. You possess curlers and straighteners in sizes small enough to curl the hair of a fieldlemming or straighten the head of a SEVEN HEADED MANED MUSCLEBEAST. Of course, no cosmetologist would be so one dimensional as to focus on SINEWY PRETTIOUS RINGLETS.
Skincare is an utter priority in the regime of any glamour empress. Aside from your ABUNDANTLY ALPHABETIZED hair devices, you have an ENTIRELY SEPARATE lab for skincare concoctions. Sure, it's an INCREDIBLY RISKFUL PRACTICE and involves much more SUDDEN COMBUSTION than a troll would desire close to their dermis, but the finished product was UNRIVALED in its perfection to succeed in giving a troll supple, dull, gray skin. Along with your DECIMALLY ORGANIZED skin care formulas, you also have various, products for the amazerful advancement in nail and face beauty. Of course none of this goes WITHOUT A PRECISE DECIMAL NUMBER, ALPHA NUMERICAL ASSIGNMENT, AND ROMAN LETTERAL IDENTIFICATION. This is to keep OPTIMAL ORDERLINESS. Because no true cosmetologist would let her station show even a spot of hair elixir or nail enamel unless they wish to SUFFER GREAT DISCOMFORT AT THE HANDS OF THE UBIQUITOUS COUNCIL OF WINSOME SOVEREIGNTY (which is almost entirely fabricated by you).
Your lusus is a Owlger (From a human's perspective, one would imagine a white bengal tiger with the head of a barn owl). Of course one would expect nothing but PERHAPS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CREATURE EVER to take custody of Lijep Vuil. His name is Tythera and he is FIRM BUT GENTLE. Even as a small troll, when you attempted to dye his coat an ENDEARING SHADE OF PUCE he gave her mercy. Because of his nature you have taken after him, aspiring to perhaps be the most GENTLE AND SERENE BEAUTY Alternia has ever known. However, for now, you are just almost seven sweeps old and are about to play an awesome game with your friends.
Your trolltag is pulchritudinousPracticioner you are are pretty chill and prefer to use pretty p words when practicable.
What do you want to do?
