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*tries hard not to go into a laughing fit* Ah, the joys of having a mom that likes to email you funny things. mrgreen Enjoy one of the best jokes ever. blaugh

A Woman Who Can Read

One morning the husband returns after several hours of
fishing
and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake,
the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance,
anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a game warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says,
"Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that
obvious?" wink
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start at any moment.
I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual
assault,"
says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game
warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," he says,
and he left.

MORAL:

Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think.

*dies laughing*