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TIME TO SING KORN!!!!!

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house,
everybody was stoned, even the mouse
Man from the courthouse, and me from jail, I just settled down,
to get a piece of her tail
When all of a sudden, I heard such a clatter, I tripped on my d**k,
and busted my bladder
I went downstairs, and what did i see, a fat little red fagget,
hanging from a tree
He stuffed the stockings, with reefers and beer, and a big fat hairy d**k,
for the family queer
That's the end of my story, funny wasn't it, you see
She didn't even...
She didn't see my thing behind you, leave you for this private eye,
I was there to give'em near to my, zima zima mommy fah,
I'm gonna say this, hope it don't offend you, came to the grizma,
give'em a taste of me, give'em a little excitement to the damn monkey,
your monkey can stay with me,

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ahhhh
ahhhhhhhh

Chevy took my brain, same old ******** sucked my d**k that day,
he will never zima zima, never never not that day,
I'm really sick of all this excitement, yeah,
but he thinks he's better than me, uma zooma nooga dunga,
you can suck my d**k all day, one, two, three, four,
Santa can suck my d**k all day

......O.o... eek YEAH BABY YEA!!!!! scream stressed xd


(WORD UP)

Yo, pretty ladies around the world
Gotta a weird thing to show you
So tell all the boys and girls
Tell your brother, your sister and your momma too
Were about to go down
And you know just what to do
Wave your hands in the air like you don�t care
Glide by the people as they start to look and stare
Do your dance, Do your dance
Do your dance quick, mom

[Chorus:]
C�mon baby tell me what�s the word
Now, word up
(ahh ahh)
Everybody say
When you hear the call you got to get it under way
Word up
(ahh ahh)
It�s the call, word
No matter where you say it
You know that you�ll be heard

Now all you sucker DJs
Who think you�re fly
There�s got to be a reason
And we know the reason why
You try to put on those airs
And act real cool
But you got to realize
That you�re acting like fools
If there�s music, we can use it
Be free to dance
We don�t have the time for psychological romance
No romance, no romance
No romance for me, mom

[Chorus:]
C�mon baby tell me what�s the word
Now, word up
(ahh ahh)
Everybody say
When you hear the call you got to get it under way
Word up
(ahh ahh)
It�s the call, word
No matter where you say it
You know that you�ll be heard
(woo!)

[Bridge:]
Word up
(ahh ahh)
Everybody say
When you hear the call you got to get it under way
Word up
(ahh ahh)
It�s the call, word
No matter where you say it
You know that you�ll be heard

Word up
(ahh ahh)
Everybody say
When you hear the call you got to get it under way
Word up
(ahh ahh)
It�s the call, word
No matter where you say it
You know that you�ll be heard


("Another Brick In The Wall, Parts 1, 2, 3" wink

[Part 1]
Daddy's flown across the ocean
Leaving just a memory
A snapshot in the family album
Daddy, what else did ya leave for me?
Daddy, whatcha leave behind for me?
All in all it was just a brick in the wall
All in all it was all just bricks in the wall

[Part 2]
We don't need no education
We don't need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers, leave them kids alone
Hey, Teachers, leave those kids alone

All in all its just another brick in the wall
All in all you're just another brick in the wall

We don't need no education
We don't need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers, leave them kids alone
Hey, Teachers, leave those kids alone

All in all you're just another brick in the wall
All in all you're just another brick in the wall
[Guitar]

[Part 3]
I don't need no arms around me
I don't need no drugs to calm me
I have seen the writing on the wall
Don't think I need anything at all
No, don't think I need anything at all
All in all it was all just bricks in the wall
All in all you were all just bricks in the wall

[Goodbye Cruel World]
Goodbye, cruel world
I'm leaving you today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye

Goodbye, all you people
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind
Goodbye