The road cones are trying to take over the world. They do it slowy, so as we unsuspecting humans will never know of their diabolical plot. Mapping out the roadways of North America, they will eventually crush us with the same irony as the Roman Empire. And the worst part of all this? We don't even know that by placing them strategically around our major highways for construction work we're helping them on this path to destruction.
Daily, the road cones commune with the Master Cone, adding information to their ever-growing Earth Database. The barrells and guard rails are in on it too, so beware! One day, when you least expect it, they will pounce.
Never fear, Earthlings, for The Paver - superhero maven - shall stop their attempts at a coup-de-tat, and rise to the halls of comic book immortality. In the mean time, everyone must do their best to stop the impending plague: See a road cone, steal it now, or we'll face the orange menace's plow! (sucky poetry is their only weakness)
So, adopt a road cone near you, take care when traveling in a large van (they're strangely drawn towards the Volkswagon variety) and be prepared for the (temporary) fall of Earth and the rise of THE PAVER!
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Ce n'est pas un squelette ordinaire...
A journey into the depts of my closet and a close examination of the skeletons who reside there.
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