This stuff was written by a friend -
Once upon a time a poor young girl gave birth the the retched He||ScreaM,
A description of He||ScreaM as he came out of the womb would terrify Arnie, so we won't tell you about it since it would only blow your head off.
Just seeing his deep dark blue eyes, filled the soul with hatred. His face makes the nose bleed, but some how he gets girfriends. Its physically and logically impossible, but of course the schematics of the known cosmos don't matter to such an evil being and he does what he wants when he likes...
From the age of 1 He||ScreaM caused terror and turmoil by biting people and breaking there car keys. As soon as he got to the age of 5 he was out drinking and doing drugs, this bored him after he died twice from lung cancer and jumped off of 3 buildings while high, at the age of 7 he went from the drugs/drinking to drinking molten rock and sniffing anthrax.
At the age of 10 he was in a young persons detention center for stabbing a old lady 20 times in the arse, 30 times in each boob, cutting off her nipples, scooping out and eating her eyeballs, then... then... well we'll leave you to guess which orofice he left the knife hanging out.
He||ScreaM now spends his times playing on his computer in his mums basement and rarely comes outside.
It is well known that natural light burns his skin and eyes - imedialtely on contact. He hates the, as he puts it "day walkers"
He loves dead people...ALOT..he gets giddy at a dead goldfish imagine him at a graveyard or a funeral...
but the truth is... we all love He||ScreaM.....it's just funnier to hate him
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Well thats the raw and quiclky written version of my life by a friend... oh the drudgery of what people think.
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