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Chuck Norris does whatever the ******** he wants to do. he also tells you what to do.

Chuck Norris stares at the computer until it plays his website.

Chuck Norris does not have a chin, behind his beard is another fist.

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than death can process them.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.

Chuck Norris does not have hair on his testicles because hair does not grow on steel.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity-twice.

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

Chuck Norris died 10 years ago but the grim reaper can't work up the courage to tell him.

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

Chuck Norris showers with ajax, no water.

Chuck Norris is actuall making me write this.

Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.

Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.

Chuck Norris clogs the toilet when he pisses.

Chuck Norris' boots are made from real cowboys.

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the ******** down.

Chuck Norris does not go hunting, he goes killing.

When the boogie man goes to bed everynight, he checks in his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight because the dark is afraid of him.

Chuck Norris once visited the virgin islands. they are now the islands.

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies, he potato-sacks them.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

If at first you dont succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can eat a rubix cube and poop it out solved.

These are the reasons why Chuck Norris is better than you. ^_^ Enjoy...