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So last week I made a fool of myself for my English coursework. We had to make a presentation about the most wonderful, exciting and/or frightening experience of our lives. And we were allowed to make it up. And I knew what was going to happen, everyone was gonna do about their holidays. NOT ME. No, I made up that I was secretly a supervillain that went by the name of Stabgirl.
She gave me an E for apparently not preparing enough. Saying I finished my slideshow two minutes before I did it. Well it's hardly my fault that I don't have Powerpoint on my computer. And wtf, I did prepare, you think spending over an hour making a picture of Stabgirl isn't preparing? You think coming up with a story behind the superpowers isn't preparing? It's not my fault only two other people in my class made something up, and mine was the most unique idea, and that people therefore thought it was stupid and asked idiotic questions I couldn't answer.
I think I did quite well under pressure, I stood up there and I acted the fool and I didn't fall over laughing or end up crying or anything from embarrassment. I answered questions as best I could. She should've given me extra points for creativity.
I was upset all day 'cause of that. I mean, an E. For GCSE coursework. I think I got the lowest in the class.
Whatever. It was a stupid assignment anyway.
Anyway, French was pretty ******** up. Watching crazy animated videos for recent French Christmas songs. About how much penguins like skiing. And some girl with crazy dance moves. AND OMG. THERE WAS SOME GOAT THING WITH A LONG NOSE THAT MOVED IN THE STUPIDEST WAY THAT LOOKED LIKE KNOXY. I laughed so hard I cried. Or maybe that was just 'cause of my shitty grade that I cried. I dunno.
It's okay, early days yet, I can still get more good GCSE grades >____< Just because I fail miserably at talking about my non-existant super-villainry, doesn't mean I'm doomed for life.
I don't need great English skills to be a rock star 8]
Need them to be an author though, which is my back-up plan emo
But my current story is amazin'. Just go to my devART page and read my story entitled Angel. I've only got the prologue and first three chapters at the moment but more is coming! >__<
AND I DIDN'T SUCK SO ******** BADLY IN MY PRESENTATION THANK YOU VERY MUCH MISS WARNE
Maybe if I do it again I can get a better mark...
AHHH WHAT AM I GOING TO DO x______x my parents will kill me if they find out D:
Well... I did my best. It doesn't matter.
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HA.
I just went through that five stages thing. Denial, anger, bargaining, worry and acceptance. At least I think that's what they are.
So when I got to anger, I realised what was happening so I did it deliberately from there to make it seem like a strange coincidence. 8]
And I went down town with Charlotte, Lucy and Miles. It was fun. I got these noice stripy arm warmers. And we went in Woolworths and found some ******** crazy plastic hair things and we were wearing them and I have evidence of all of us wearing them on my phone xD And Miles's dream job is to be the person that says CHASHIER NUMBER FIVE, PLEASE. And it'll be in every shop and people would get annoyed and be like I HATE THE GUY THAT SAYS CASHIER NUMBER FIVE, PLEASE. And my dream job is to open a cafe called Cafe Restaurant. And Miles nabbed a mini pen from Argos accidentally (he didn't realise he was still holding it) and gave it to me :] and what else happened... Miles was forced into Claire's Accessories (where I got my arm warmers :]) to reach something for Charlotte. And we've been hunting all over for a mysterious phone we can't find. And me and Miles are annoyed with the complicated names companies give phones. Why can't they all be called something like Chocolate or Razr or what have you? Miles was being patronising to me when I said HEY SHOULD WE GO IN THAT TRACTOR YOU PAY MONEY IN TO GET A RIDE. As a joke. Honest :[ And when we were walking home I made Miles protect me from any would-be kidnappers. And I asked him what he would do if someone shoved a sack over my head and said MWAHAHAHA I'M GONNA KIDNAP YOU. He said he'd throw a rock, grab me and say RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIFE D: And I asked him what if there were no rocks. And he told me to shut up. And then he explained his and Kiera's plan if any chavs attacked any of us; Kiera would go around their bully circle and slap them all and Miles would jump in the air and do a spinny kick and they'd all fall down and we'd all RUN AWAY. And I asked what if they weren't in a circle. And he was like... SO YEAH LUCY'S AN ALOCOHOLIC. Then he said he'd be good in the army and I was like yeah but they'd make you shave off your head. HAHAHA. And he was like YEAH WHAT A s**t ARMY WE'D HAVE IF EVERYONE WAS DEAD. Then we had to part so I hugged him and was like bye and thanked him for protecting me. Then he came running after me saying OMG. LOOK AT THAT GUY'S HAIR. IT'S COOLER THAN JERRY'S (who has a mini mohawk dyed black and pink) and the guy had giant pink spikes of hair poking up. It was awesome. I was standing there for a few seconds just going wow...
Then I walked home. And did other stuff.
Yeah.
******** YOU MISS WARNE, I DEMAND BETTER THAN A ******** E.