you are reeding my journal rite now
my dog likes bacon, 2
im gonna tell u the story of the evil princess katlin
katlin stands in front of the house holding a nife
the music goes DA-DA-DA-DA DA-DA-DA-DA-DA
she walks up to her mommy and sez "mommy i want cookies!"
mommy sez no
the music plays again while she stabbs mommy
she goes to daddy
she sez "daddy, i want attention!"
daddy ignores her
the music plays while she stabbs daddy
she goes up to the dog, rex
"woof", rex pulls out 2 machine guns and goes all matrix
-pshew- pshew- pshew- pshew-
katlin pulls out her 2 guns and goes -pshew- -pshew- -pshew- -pshew-
rex dies
chris walks in and goes "REX! NOOOOOOOO!"
chris pulls out his litesaber and katlin pulls out hers
-pew- -woosh- clang- pow- pew-
"i am 2 strong 4 u, chris"
"i wont lose"
" before u die, i must tell u, i am your fathers sons daughter!!!!!"
"NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
then she decapitated chris
she goes into shons room
shon is playing video games
"shon! shon! look at me!"
"move katlin"
katlin destroys the video games
shon turns into shonhulk
"RRRRRAAAAAWWWWWRRRRR!!!!!"
shon rips katlin in haf
on the bottom of the screen it sez "3 yeers later"
katlin stands in the yard and the music plays
rex 2.0 comes out
"woof!'
he pulls out his litesaber
katlin goes all sith lord on rex 2.0
"woof!uuuuuuugh"
rex 2.0 die-uuuuuuuuugh
katlin killed the narrorator
-to be continued-
shoo-bop-a-dooby-doop
-cows will destroy us all, i like bacon, and have a nice day=)-
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