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1) Get 24 boxes of super large condoms and randomly put them in people's cart while they aren't looking.

2) Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minutes intervals.

3) Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the MENS restrooms.

4) Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in houseware...." and se what happens.

5)Go up ot the Servicedesk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6) Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

7) Set up a tent in the camping department and tell others shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding deparment.

8 )When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9) Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10) While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he/she knows where the anti-depressants are.

11) Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12) In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13) Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

14) When the announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!!!!"

15) Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell very loudly, "THERE IS NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!"