I haven't been on the computer for a whole WEEK. You know how much I missed you guys?! ::gropes everyone:: I feel better now. Anyways, I'll make a list of little jokes we created in math class a couple of days ago:
Life is like a d**k. When it gets hard, ******** it.
Nobody dies a virgin, cause life ******** us all.
Life is like sex on a small bed. Uncomfortable, cramped and someone all ways ends up on the floor.
Don't drink the water! Fish have sex in it.
Life is like a hobo. Dirty, smelly and rude.
Rin is like a bowling ball. She gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter then comes back for more. (this joke originally said 'your mom' instead of 'Rin'. She forced me to change it)
Life is like a pack of gum.... I have yet to figure out why.
Life is like a stripper's shirt. Easy to get rid of.
Life is like your mom. Retarded.
You're like old lady tits. Floppy, saggy, and unwanted.
Life is like your IQ: LOW!
My love for you is like a prostitute's virginity. GONE!
Our class also said some other funny things:
::while we're doing some worksheet::
Big Al- It's getting harder!
Squirt- ::raises an eyebrow:: WHAT'S getting harder?
Big Al- ::snort:: Me, of course. ::suddenly gets up, holding a piece of paper next to his crotch:: Now I have to walk it out.
Rin- ::makes a naughty noise::
Me- Just stop it!
Rin- Stop what?
Me- Existing.
Mr. Dipshit- ::talking about a test coming up:: The day of reckoning is coming-
Me- ::interrupting him:: Mr. Dunkley.
Mr. Dipshit- Yes, ma'am?
Me- I'm hungry.
Now here are some random pictures! :
This is one messed up tree with ears. Kudos to those that got that.
This guy reminds me of Yoda.
... Niiiiiice.
Oh my god! ;.;
My brother photochopped this picture for me. 4laugh
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